Amusing Characters We Will Find In Every Indian It Company

[Chanti_Abbai]

1. Freshers – fresh out of college, lost, scared, asks for access cards, directions

 

2. The 2yr experience guy – bored with IT, wants to startup but won’t, only bakchodi

 

3. Excel guy – Team Lead kinda guy, no coding skills, good at assigning tasks

 

4. Maska marne wala (Boss’s pet)

 

5. The rolling-eyes – stares at everyone, specially at the other sex

 

6. The Invisible man – unnoticeable, gets the least number of tasks

 

7. The phone guy/gal – always on the phone (probably talking to the “louve” of their lives) 

 

8. The Credit Thief – steals appreciation, shows-off at conference calls

 

9. Onsite bugger – boring & bechara (listens to client’s gaalis) & angry

 

10. The Slog – work is worship, works on weekends, gets hospitalized due to work

 

11. Gossip Raja/Rani – the watercooler guy/girl, first one to know and spread office gossip

 

12. The Foodie – food is fuel, munches every 5 minutes

 

 

[Chanti_Abbai]

13. The Piggyback – can’t survive work-stress on own, piggybacks on someone else’s shoulders

 

14. Smarty Pants – blows their own trumpet the loudest, works the least

 

15. The geek – knows everything, can do everything, everyone wonders why he still hasn’t switched to a better job

 

16. The Pushover – gets cajoled into doing other’s work, emotional, nods to everything

 

17. The Higher Studies folks – preparing for CAT, GRE, dreams of better bucks

 

18. Honeymoon Period guy – has resigned, serving notice period, won’t work, laughs at others

 

19. Chai-Sutta guy – the loudest, takes everyone to the chai-tapdi

 

20. The 6′o clock work-life balancers – leaves office at 6, no questions asked (or answered)

 

21. Enthusiasts – the bloggers, players, artists, trekkers, CSR guys etc.

 

22. The Cheapster – hesitates to pay for chai, sutta, breakfast, lunch when in a group

 

23. Senior Managers – the freshers atleast know a few things, but senior management is completely lost

IT folks, whom did we miss? Would love to hear your thoughts.

[BillMarkSteve]

Lol...

I know excel

[pratyu]

nice thread

[ipaddress0]

rofl

[Maximus]

[k2s]

[maximummax]

One more character missing I guess ?
The backstabber to Indians

[Srinidhi]

[idiBeZaWaDa]

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