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A girl used to see a boy standing in-
front
of her home everyday.
She used to come from college &
observe
him. The boy never tries to talk to her,
he
just moves here & there by looking
into
his mobile.
It went on like that for an year, Girl
understood his love towards her &
told
to
her parents. Even they sees him &
they
likes him. Girl calls her grand parents
too
to decide about the marriage.
One day she goes to him & says "U
have
been standing infront of my home
everyday since 1 year. I understood
that
U love me so much & even Iam ready
to
marry U". Boy (in shock) :
Forgive me sister! Actually Ur home's
WIFI doesn't have a password. So, I
come
here to use free internet data...

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damn  pai post chadiva, ipudu joke cheppu billu

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A guy asked a girl in a library, “Do
you mind if I sit beside you?”
The girl answered with a loud voice, “I
DO NOT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
WITH YOUUU!!!!!”
All of the students in the library
started staring at the guy. He was
very embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl
walked quietly to the guy’s table and
told him, “I study psychology and I
know what a man is thinking. Let me
guess, you were embarrassed, huh?”
The guy responded with a loud voice,
“200 DOLLARS FOR ONE NIGHT?!?!?!
THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!”
…and all the people in the library
looked at the girl in shock. The guy
leaned over and whispered, “I study
Mechanical engineering, and I know how to screw people
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