BillMarkSteve Posted April 22, 2014 Report Posted April 22, 2014 A girl used to see a boy standing in-frontof her home everyday.She used to come from college &observehim. The boy never tries to talk to her, he just moves here & there by looking into his mobile. It went on like that for an year, Girl understood his love towards her & told to her parents. Even they sees him & they likes him. Girl calls her grand parents too to decide about the marriage. One day she goes to him & says "U have been standing infront of my home everyday since 1 year. I understood that U love me so much & even Iam ready to marry U". Boy (in shock) : Forgive me sister! Actually Ur home's WIFI doesn't have a password. So, I come here to use free internet data...
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Barney_Stinson Posted April 22, 2014 Report Posted April 22, 2014 A guy asked a girl in a library, “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl answered with a loud voice, “I DO NOT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!!!” All of the students in the library started staring at the guy. He was very embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and told him, “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking. Let me guess, you were embarrassed, huh?” The guy responded with a loud voice, “200 DOLLARS FOR ONE NIGHT?!?!?! THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!” …and all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy leaned over and whispered, “I study Mechanical engineering, and I know how to screw people
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