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[Sidhu...Sidhaarth Roy]

A man sits down at a bar and asks the bartender for 30 year old glass of whiskey. 

The Bartender turns around and pulls a bottle of out of the cabinet and pours the glass and hands it to the man. 

The man takes a drink and then spits it out and says "I asked for 30 year old whiskey! That's only 15 year old whiskey!" 

So then the bartender turns around and and gets an old bottle and pours the man a glass. 

The man takes a sip and says "I asked for 30 year old whiskey! That's only 25 year old whiskey!" 

So the bartender takes an old, spider web covered bottle and pours the man a glass 

The man takes a sip and says "Aww now that's 30 year old whiskey!" 

An old man at the end of the bar slides the man a glass and says "Take a sip of that" 

The man takes a sip and he says "that tastes like piss" 

The old man at the end of the bar says "It sure is, but tell me how old I am"   

[Sidhu...Sidhaarth Roy]

A woman is driving for 1st time on the highway.
Her husband calls says:
"Be careful love, It's just been on the radio,
that someone is driving opposite to the traffic on the highway.."

She replies:
"Someone..? These rascals are in hundreds.! 

[aakathaai]

intha peddha matter lu raasthe nenu assalu chadavanu poo

[Sidhu...Sidhaarth Roy]

Kid To A Pregnant Girl At Bus Stop: “What Are You Expecting?”

The Girl Says “A Bus”

The Kid Turns 2 His Friend And Says

“Wow! I am 100% Sure This Chick Got Screwed By A Transformer!“ 

[Sidhu...Sidhaarth Roy]

intha peddha matter lu raasthe nenu assalu chadavanu poo

 

SADAVALIVAI 

[aakathaai]

SADAVALIVAI 

 

naa paata nee nota palaakala silaka nee buggalo siggulolakaala silaka nee buggalo siggu lolakaali silaka

[Ekambaram]

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[Sidhu...Sidhaarth Roy]

A guy cameinto a bar 1day nd said 2 d bartender,
“Give me six double vodka”
D barman says, “Wow! u
mst hav vry bad day”
“Yes, I’ve jst found out my
Elder brothr gay”
D nxt day same guy came
into d bar nd asked 4 d
same drink.
When d bartender askd what's d matter
answr came back, “I’ve jst
found out dat my youngr brothr
is gay too!”
On 3rd day guy came
into d bar nd ordered same.
D bartender said, “What the
hell?Doesn ’t anybody in ur
family like women?”
.
.
.
“Yes, my wife…”  

[HECTOR08]

Gp

[agora]

[Sidhu...Sidhaarth Roy]

[agora]

A guy cameinto a bar 1day nd said 2 d bartender,
“Give me six double vodka”
D barman says, “Wow! u
mst hav vry bad day”
“Yes, I’ve jst found out my
Elder brothr gay”
D nxt day same guy came
into d bar nd asked 4 d
same drink.
When d bartender askd what's d matter
answr came back, “I’ve jst
found out dat my youngr brothr
is gay too!”
On 3rd day guy came
into d bar nd ordered same.
D bartender said, “What the
hell?Doesn ’t anybody in ur
family like women?”
.
.
.
“Yes, my wife…”  

CITI_c$y  CITI_c$y

[Sidhu...Sidhaarth Roy]

CITI_c$y  CITI_c$y

 

[agora]

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[Sidhu...Sidhaarth Roy]

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