myusaoffers Posted May 12, 2014 Report Posted May 12, 2014 One afternoon a wealthy manager was driving in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed by the sight, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the manager said. "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree". "Bring them along," the manager replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also." The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," the manager answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to mr. Manager and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."# The manager replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass isy almost 1 meter high!" Lesson: Never trust managers....and there is nothing like KIND MANAGERS 1
myusaoffers Posted May 12, 2014 Author Report Posted May 12, 2014 They are always like that... Specially Indian mgrs are hell boy
myusaoffers Posted May 12, 2014 Author Report Posted May 12, 2014 endukayya manager la ni badnaam chestaru Andulo badnaam emundi... Mgr eyes lo vaadu justice vaadu chesaadu vaadi benefit vaadu teesukunnadu
rapchik Posted May 12, 2014 Report Posted May 12, 2014 endukayya manager la ni badnaam chestaru manager laneye anale...DK bose galu....cmon guys inka anadi....
k2s Posted May 12, 2014 Report Posted May 12, 2014 If you're doing Job and expecting apprisals, have patience and read carefully....... Appraisal interview of Gayle: Gayle:- Sir, I scored 175 Runs in 66 Balls. I made the team win the crucial match. I should get “A” rating. Manager:- You hit 17 Sixes and 14 Fours. Though, that is good but that is not something new you have done. That is why we hired you. As this is not something new, I will mark it as “Innovation Lacking”. Gayle:- But sir, I played according to the situation. I took 21 singles as well. Manager:- Exactly, your performance is not consistent. You played 15 Dot Balls as well. This means, you failed to optimize the resources. Gayle:- But… Manager:- Also, I would like to mention that you are not a team player, you all alone made 175. Gayle:- What?? Manager:- Yes. So, overall, you are getting a “C” rating for the year. Improve Consistency, Innovation, Utilization and Team Work.
littlestar Posted May 12, 2014 Report Posted May 12, 2014 manager laneye anale...DK bose galu....cmon guys inka anadi.... I hurt and walkout
JANASENA Posted May 12, 2014 Report Posted May 12, 2014 One afternoon a wealthy manager was driving in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed by the sight, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the manager said. "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree". "Bring them along," the manager replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also." The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," the manager answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to mr. Manager and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."# The manager replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass isy almost 1 meter high!" Lesson: Never trust managers....and there is nothing like KIND MANAGERS
rapchik Posted May 12, 2014 Report Posted May 12, 2014 I hurt and walkout Managers ko hatavo ..Company ko bachavoo
myusaoffers Posted May 13, 2014 Author Report Posted May 13, 2014 I hurt and walkout nuvvu mgr vaa endi.... hurt ayyi walkout cheyyadaaniki....
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