Ee Chicago Poe Lo Thellollani Kuda Savadobbuthunnaranta...rofl Story

[donganaaK]

"I am a 40 year old man and travel a lot on business. Anyways I was recently in London for a conference and was returning to the US via O'Hare airport in Chicago.

I go through border security and customs and go to retrieve my luggage. As I am ready to leave I am pulled in to secondary screening by a customs officer. My bags are put on a table and an officer begins to ask me questions about my travels abroad and what I brought back. I was in a foul mood as I had been delayed and was tired, stressed and exhausted. The officer was pissing me off and kept asking me questions and was taking his sweet time. I had a connecting flight that I needed to catch and I just wanted to leave.

Me, being the idiot I am, decided to get confrontational with the customs officer. "I'm a marketing director for an international firm, I don't need to put up with this guy's bullshit" I thought to myself. The conversation got heated and the officer told me to calm down or else I would face consequences. I just snapped and blurted out "what are you going to do? Deny me entry into my own fucking country? What consequences are there for wanting to enter my own damn country and doing nothing wrong? Tell me, what are you going to do ?"

Yeah, big mistake. A few minutes later I am escorted to another room where I am ordered to remove my clothing. All of it. I am then given a full on strip search. Lift my balls and penis, bend over and spread em and cough and squat. I then get to stand there completely naked with my hands raised above my head as the officers go through my clothes. I end up missing my flight and have to wait until the next day to go home. So yeah, don't piss of border guards, or you may end up trading the suit for a birthday suit instead."

 

source : http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/25sc2g/tifu_by_talking_back_to_a_unites_states_border/