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"We need to talk" = I need to complain about you
 
"Have fun at the party" = do not have fun at the party
 
"You don’t need to buy me a present" = you need to buy me a very expensive gift
 
"Yes" = no
 
"No" = yes
 
"I’m very adventurous" = I’ve slept with every guy who gives me even a hint of attention
 
“are you hungry?” = take me to dinner
 
“we’re going to be late” = yes it took me five hours to get ready but it’s all your fault so drive faster who cares it’s your insurance not mine
 
“you seem like a player” = I find you interesting
 
“you’re such a jerk” = I am attracted to you
 
“so why did you break up with your ex girlfriend” = what’s wrong with you
 
“it’s getting kinda late” = I’m not going to have sex with you
 
“so are we together” = I want you to stop f*cking other women
 
“do you like me” = I like you
 
“we have different values” = I found somebody else to fvck 
 
“I am tired of drama and BS” = I am very attracted to a**holes
 
“I like your friends, but..” = I don’t like your friends
 
“I want a man to spoil me” = im already having sex with one guy, but now i need an AFC to spend money on me
 
“I’ve been really busy” = I don’t like you
 
“Who’s that girl you were talking to” = are you having sex with that girl
 
"I want to be friends first" = guys just pump and dump me so now im gonna take my insecurities out on you and make you wait
 
"Im not ready for a relationship right now" = im not ready for a relationship with you, ever
 
"I just don’t want a boyfriend right now" = I don’t want you as a boyfriend, ever
 
"That’s okay" = I want to think long and hard about how I’m going to make you suffer
 
"I’ll be ready in 5 minutes" = I’ll be ready in 2 hours
 
"You don’t know how to communicate" = you need to do what I tell you
 
"We can always still be friends" = there is no way in hell I’m going to let any part of your body ever touch any part of mine, ever again
 
"I like you but.." = I don’t like you
 
"There’s no one else I swear" = I’m banging two of your best friends
 
"I love sex" = I love sex with other people, but not with you
 
"I can’t believe I did that" = i do that all the time with other guys
 
"I’ve never done that before!" = I do that all the time with other guys but will only do it with you once in a while so you think you’re special
 
"We’re moving too fast" = I’m not ready to sleep with you again until I find out if the bad boy I got the hots for is out of prison yet
 
"Do I look fat" = everything is going perfect so we need to fight
 
"I cant believe i just sent you that picture!" = I do this all the time
 
"Whatever" = f*ck off
 
"Can you help me with <insert almost anything here>" = if I keep whining and making him think he will f*ck me the idiot will do what I say
 
"Where are you?" = why aren’t you here doing things for me
 
"I'm not sure what I want" = I don't want you
 
"You're such a great guy!" = You're a chump
 
"I have a headache" = I won't be having sex with you tonight
 
"I'm tired, I think I'm just going to stay in tonight" = I'm going to fvck someone else tonight
 
"I hate my ex" = I'm still in love with my ex but he won't take me back
 
"I'm so happy for you!" = I am jealous and not happy for you at all
 
"I don't care, let's go wherever" = you better know where I want to be taken
 
"It's nothing" = this is a big deal
 
"I think I'll just stay in and take it easy" = you did something minor to make my gina dry up and I'm considering never talking to you again
 
"yeah, I'm all for starting out dating non-monogamously" = if I even suspect you have a lunch date with someone else you are a player and a loser
 
"I'm not ready to have sex yet" = You've still got 453 hoops to jump through cowboy
 
"I was really an idiot to marry my ex" = I blame others for my own choices in life, and I was desperate and approaching the wall, besides, all my other girlfriends were getting married and I was afraid to be the last one
 
"Men are all the same" = I refuse to change my ways because nothing is ever my fault
 
"Your friends are awesome!" = once I get you to commit I'll alienate every one of them from you and slowly isolate you and your wallet
 
"I like to take it slow at first" = I'm still judging you and testing you
 
"Let's do something next week" = unless I get a better offer
 
"I can't stand my ex" = I think about doing him every night
 
"I promise, I'm not a cat lady" = I am so totally a cat lady
 
"Look at that skank" = I'm jealous of all the male attention she gets
 
"I'm not in a position to do this properly and it wouldn't be fair for you unless i could give it a proper shot" = i don't like you anymore and i've already started looking for a new guy to f*ck
 
"eww, i dont even like sex, d!cks are ugly" = I'm a total slut and feel like a piece of garbage for getting f*cked by so many worthless losers over the years
 
"i don't suck d*ck" = i don't suck YOUR d*ck
 
"I just think we need some space" = Im thinking of sucking and fukking this other guy or multiple guys but im not sure yet, i will let you know at your lowest point, for now ill keep you in suspense
 
“call me on Thursday to confirm” = you’re my backup plan. I have almost no intention of actually going out with you 
 
“I really like you as a friend” = I’m not going to sleep with you or date you, but you can take me out and buy me dinner if I don’t have anything better going on
 
“do you mind if I leave some of my things at your place” = I want other women to know you’re seeing someone
 
“sorry I didn’t get back to you sooner, I was so busy with work/feeling sick” = take a hint, I could not possibly care any less about you 
 
“sorry I turned my phone off/battery died” = I was busy with some other guy
 
“sorry I can’t make it this Friday after all” = I found something better to do
 
“I don’t get along with girls because they’re jealous of me” = I don’t get along with girls because I’m a stuck up b*tch 
 
“It’s not really going to be a couples thing, so maybe we’ll meet up after?” = I don’t want my friends to think I’m dating you seriously
 
“it’s just girls night out” = I’m looking for the bigger better deal (BBD)
 
“I don’t care about money you know I’m not like that” = yeah sure that’s why you brought it up
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1. I'm not a golddigger/ b**ch/ shallow/ judgmental/ anything similar= Remove the not here.
2. You're/he's/SOMEBODY'S hot, cute, tall, loaded= Exactly what it says on the tin.
3. I want you inside me= Exactly what it says on the tin.
4. Let's compromise= Do it my way and like it, or no more sex. If any!
5. I pay all the bills here= With mostly your money!
6. You're so sweet= Also sexually undesirable and unattractive. Can you say nice guy?!
7. I don't give my number out = There's no way in hell you're getting my number
8. Yes = Exactly what it says on the tin. Make a move!
9. We should hangout. = I want you. Make a move!
10. Can you buy me a drink? = Sh*t test. Mostly translated to "Are you an undesirable loser?" Neg now!
11. I'm so/ do I look fat = Tell me I'm skinny/ beautiful. Can you say insecure?!
12. I had a good time = You'll get more action next time. And that's if I decide to let next time happen!
13. Call me. = I'm into you and want you to pursue me
14. mmm...I don't know. = No. I do know that it's not gonna happen.
15. I don't have my phone on me / know my #/ my phone's in the car or house. = You ain't getting my number.
16. Are you a player? = Your game is solid
17. My girlfriend thinks you're cute. = Exactly what it says on the tin. Can you say threesome?!
18. Stop! (sternly or seriously with resistance)= Exactly what it says on the tin. Can you say Sexual harassment/ assault?!
19. Stop! (playfully or smiling) = Keep it coming. 
20. I can't believe you said that! = You've got some balls
21. You're mean. = You are one of the few who has the guts to neg me/ My beauty and sexuality isn't working on you.
22. He's a nice guy/ little brother = He's a pu$$y
23. I love him. = I'll f**k him eventually.
24. I want a guy that will love me for who I am, no matter what = I'm unlovable.
25. I don't deserve you = I just cheated on you.
26. When my boyfriend leaves town = Stick around and feed my ego while said boyfriend feeds my mouth!
27. I'm not that type of girl= Yes I am, yes I do, but God damn! not with you!
28. You are too nice = You lack masculinity. Can you say friendzone?!
29. You remind me of my brother = I am repulsed at the thought of dating you.
30. There was no chemistry/ connection = You are neither hot nor are you going to see me naked.
31. I'm open minded for sex = I f**ked lot of guys. Can you say slvt?!
32. I'm sensitive= I'm sensitive only when its me to be hurt
33. I like to travel= I like to party even in other places
34. I'm for equality= I don't wanna be the woman in the relationship. Can you say entitlement issues?!
35. I'm empowered= I don't do anything you would expect from a woman. Can you say princess syndrome?!
36. I like to try new things= I eat at ethnic restaurants. Can you say high-maintenance?!
37. We have to talk= I'm gonna tell you something you ain't gonna like. Can you say victim ploy?!
38. You never listen to me= You don't do what I tell you to. Can you say attractive jerk?!
39. Love is more important than money= I want the big diamond, not the small one. Can you say golddigger?!
40. Does he have a gf= Is he worth something?
41. She is a b**ch/ slvt/ bimbo= She is more attractive than me and that disturbs me. Can you say competition?!
42. I'm adventurous= I visit new clubs and try new drinks, shoes, and penises.
43. Your hobbies make you look sexy= Only because they make good money and might elevate my status! I wouldn't care otherwise.
44. Where is this going?= What are we?
45. What brand of clothes/watch/car is that?= How much cash can you spend on me/ I'm attracted to the (possible) bulge in your wallet.
46. Just be yourself= I don't want you to become James Bond. Please don't so that me and my girlfriends can still make fun of you.
47. You'll meet someone eventually/ You gotta keep looking/ It's not gonna happen= It's not gonna happen with me.
48. I overlook that/ it don't bother me/ it doesn't matter to me.= It's a turn off. Can you say deal breaker?!
49. I don't play games= I'm just starting to. Remove don't here. Can you say game on?!
50. I don't like liars= I sure prefer exciting lies over boring truths! And I will lie to you!
51. Why don't you have a girlfriend?= Why aren't I your girlfriend?
52. I don't have any plans this weekend= I want you to ask me out, RIGHT NOW.
 
little joker: i'll call you the day before to confirm (or anything like this)= you're just another option i'm keeping open that i can not feel guilty flaking on at any time. can you say low priority or backburner?!
 
BIG JOKER: CAN YOU DO X FOR ME/ASKS FOR SOME SORT OF INFORMATION OUT OF YOU/WANTS ANYTHING ELSE FROM YOU THAT SHE CAN EASILY DO HERSELF (NORMALLY A SIMPLE TASK)= IF YOU HELP ME I WILL SEE YOU AS A NICE GUY THAT HAS NO BACKBONE. I ALSO WON'T INSERT HIS BONE INTO ME! CAN YOU SAY CHUMP LOSER BENDING OVER BACKWARDS?!
 
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aadavalla maatalaki single artam vundadhu..vaallu shredder lanti vaaru..okka maata chepte, dhaniki padhi artalu chupistaru..

 

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