some horrible facts about KVP ......

[kingmakers]

1.Siru(KVP) makes onions cry

2. Siru(KVP) can delete the Recycle Bin.

3. Ghosts are actually caused by Siru(KVP) killing people faster than Death can process them.

4. Siru(KVP) can build a snowman..... out of rain.

5. Siru(KVP) can strangle you with a cordless phone.

6. Siru(KVP) can drown a fish.

7. When Siru(KVP) enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,......... .... he turns the dark off.

8. When Siru(KVP) looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Siru(KVP) and Siru(KVP).

9. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Siru(KVP) can throw Brett Favre even further.

10. The last digit of pi is Siru(KVP). He is the end of all things.

11. Siru(KVP) does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

12. Bullets dodge Siru(KVP).

13. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Siru(KVP) and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

14.Siru(KVP)' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Siru(KVP)

15. If you spell Siru(KVP) wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Siru(KVP)? " It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

16. Siru(KVP) can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

17. Once a cobra bit Siru(KVP)' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

18. When Siru(KVP) gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

19. Siru(KVP) can kill two stones with one bird.

20. Siru(KVP) was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

21. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Siru(KVP) can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

22. There is no such thing as global warming. Siru(KVP) was cold, so he turned the sun up.

23. Siru(KVP) can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

24. Siru(KVP) has a deep and abiding respect for human life? unless it gets in his way.

25. It takes Siru(KVP) 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

26. Siru(KVP) once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

27. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Siru(KVP) could use to kill you, including the room itself.

27. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Siru(KVP).

28. Siru(KVP) destroyed the periodic table, because Siru(KVP) only recognizes the element of surprise.

29. Siru(KVP) got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

30. With the rising cost of gasoline,Siru(KVP) is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

31. The square root of Siru(KVP) is pain. Do not try to square Siru(KVP), the result is death.

32. When you say "no one's perfect", Siru(KVP) takes this as a personal insult."

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[kingmakers]

KVP anii nenu siru gadikii petaleduu.... Andhra janam antha kalsii vadikii aa name petaruu....  ~"! ~"! ~"!

[Chirupanjee]

KVP anii nenu siru gadikii petaleduu.... Andhra janam antha kalsii vadikii aa name petaruu....   ~"! ~"! ~"!

Nenu inka vaadi asalu peru adenemo anukunna... intlo mudduga ala pilustharemo anukunna. fafam janalu ala pilustharu anukoledu.

you rock you rock you rock

[kikkukalyan]

 

Real horrible fact about SIRIO is this

[psycopk]

Awesome post dude...Navuu agaledu naku... mama..

[kingmakers]

Nenu inka vaadi asalu peru adenemo anukunna... intlo mudduga ala pilustharemo anukunna. fafam janalu ala pilustharu anukoledu.

you rock you rock you rock

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[Chirupanjee]

   

Real horrible fact about SIRIO is this

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[GodOfMasses]

King maker paapam nuvvu Sirio ni Bongu maker chesaav gaaa....

Nuvvu kekaaa.... ~"!

[kingmakers]

King maker paapam nuvvu Sirio ni Bongu maker chesaav gaaa....

Nuvvu kekaaa.... ~"!

nenu chesindhii emii undhii mama... vaduu eppudu bongu gadee.....

[Chirupanjee]

nenu chesindhii emii undhii mama... vaduu eppudu bongu gadee.....

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