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A Bar Opened Opposite a Church!
The Church Prayed Daily against the bar business...
Days later the bar was struck by lightning & caught fire which destroyed it.
Bar Owner Sued the Church Authorities for the cause of its destruction,
as it was an action because of their Prayer...
The Church Denied all Responsibility!
So, the judge commented,
"It's Difficult to Decide the Case
because
Here We have a Bar Owner Who Believes in the Power of Prayer
&
An Entire Church that Doesn't Believe in it !"

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A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.

Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Posted

A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.
When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.
Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.
When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Dearest Wife,Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

lol
Posted

A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.
When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.
Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.
When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.


Hahahaha
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A Bar Opened Opposite a Church!
The Church Prayed Daily against the bar business...
Days later the bar was struck by lightning & caught fire which destroyed it.
Bar Owner Sued the Church Authorities for the cause of its destruction,
as it was an action because of their Prayer...
The Church Denied all Responsibility!
So, the judge commented,
"It's Difficult to Decide the Case
because
Here We have a Bar Owner Who Believes in the Power of Prayer
&
An Entire Church that Doesn't Believe in it !"

CITI_c$y  CITI_c$y  CITI_c$y

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