Spartan Posted August 13, 2014 Report Posted August 13, 2014 Your national sports finals are not World Championships. Not even a little bit. Remember that huge event that happens every four years that sucks up relentless hours of TV coverage? No, not the presidential campaign. The Olympics. Yeah, that’s a real world championship. You can’t be the best in the world if you don’t play outside your country. And Canada doesn’t count.
Spartan Posted August 13, 2014 Author Report Posted August 13, 2014 Football is not what that game is. Sure, players use their feet to run. And there is a ball. But realistically, the guys closest to playing anything resembling football (i.e. using a foot on the ball) are the punter and kicker. Are those really the players you want your sport judged on?
Spartan Posted August 13, 2014 Author Report Posted August 13, 2014 The measurement systems are asinine. Feet and pounds made sense when there weren’t better systems in place. People also used to think trephination was a swell idea.
Spartan Posted August 13, 2014 Author Report Posted August 13, 2014 “How are you” is a greeting, not to be mistaken for any sort of interest in you. Asking this question will launch any foreigner into a diatribe about their personal wellbeing. Americans don’t care and will probably think you’re really self-important if you start elaborating.
Spartan Posted August 13, 2014 Author Report Posted August 13, 2014 Your coins are senseless (c’mon, that’s a good pun). A dime is smaller than a nickel, but worth twice as much, and also smaller than a penny, which actually costs taxpayers money to produce. They also have nicknames like nickels and dimes that don’t tell you anything about their denominations. Speaking of denomination, nowhere on a quarter does it say 25 cents.
Spartan Posted August 13, 2014 Author Report Posted August 13, 2014 Tipping has no set guidelines. Even Americans are divided over this issue. There’s no set amount or percentage. You’re either Mr. Moneybags or a cheapskate, depending on who you’re with. But really. Why do visitors (or anyone) have to pay the price for cheap employers, or pay people to do their jobs even reasonably well? Take coffee, for example. You’d probably tip the waiter who brought you the cup, but not the guy who brewed it to your liking. One job’s not harder than the other — actually, the barista’s job is surely tougher.
Spartan Posted August 13, 2014 Author Report Posted August 13, 2014 Food portions are titanic. You’re not fat because your food is terrible for you. You’re fat because your food is terrified of you and you eat an entire dinner table-sized plate of it at every meal.
Spartan Posted August 13, 2014 Author Report Posted August 13, 2014 You expect everyone to speak English perfectly. Do you know what you call someone who speaks two languages? Bilingual. Three languages? Trilingual. One language? American.
Spartan Posted August 13, 2014 Author Report Posted August 13, 2014 You’re so loud. To a foreigner, the American speaking volume sounds approximately 27 percent louder than any other person’s. Inside voices are actually a thing. You just have to let everyone know about all that freedom you have lying around.
Spartan Posted August 13, 2014 Author Report Posted August 13, 2014 You live to work. Too bad your life sucks. The average person in the great no-vacation-nation gets 13 vacation days, if they’re lucky (the US is the only advanced economy that doesn’t require any paid vacation time). Even Bolivia gets almost three times as many days. In fact, Americans are afraid of taking their hard-earned holidays: Last year, they left half a billion unused.
Spartan Posted August 13, 2014 Author Report Posted August 13, 2014 You can dish criticism, but you can’t take it. Americans like to consider theirs the “greatest country on Earth” and criticize everything from Canada’s awesome healthcare to Angela Merkel’s skirt suits. But the second anyone so much as makes a face at chili cheese fries, Americans freaking lose it. Where’s that First Amendment when you need it?
k2s Posted August 13, 2014 Report Posted August 13, 2014 ours is in top 3 in AIDs man .....yes we are world champions
sigsegv Posted August 13, 2014 Report Posted August 13, 2014 You live to work. Too bad your life sucks. The average person in the great no-vacation-nation gets 13 vacation days, if they’re lucky (the US is the only advanced economy that doesn’t require any paid vacation time). Even Bolivia gets almost three times as many days. In fact, Americans are afraid of taking their hard-earned holidays: Last year, they left half a billion unused. what about india man ?
sigsegv Posted August 13, 2014 Report Posted August 13, 2014 ours is in top 3 in AIDs man .....yes we are world champions percentage wise entha man ...?
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