Little Jagan

[Guest Rahul_Pulka_Gandhi]

Eee madhya evaru veyadam ledenti vayyaa

 

 

Naralu lagesthunnay.... emaina unte veyandayya 

 

[Guest Rahul_Pulka_Gandhi]

A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is.

When Little Jagan got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was.

His dad thought for a while and answered, ''Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.''

''I still don't get it'' responded the Little Jagan.

''Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better,'' said the dad.

''Okay then...good night'' said Little Jonny went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Little Jagan was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Jagan went to his parent's room to get help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there. So he went to the maid's room. When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Jagan was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, ''OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of s**t!'' Now same he is following !

 

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[Guest Rahul_Pulka_Gandhi]

Little Jagan walks into his dad's bedroom and sees him sliding on a condom. His father tries to hide it by bending over, as if to look under the bed.

Little Jagan asks curiously, "What are you doing, Dad?"

His father quickly replies, "I thought I saw a mouse go underneath the bed."

Little Jagan replies, "What are you gonna do -- screw him?"

 

[Guest Rahul_Pulka_Gandhi]

naa daggara ee rendu matrame unnay

 

 

mee dagara emaina unte ikkada yesi punnem katuukondi  ... Especially TDP Pulkaass 

[ChandraSekharCherukuri]

naa daggara ee rendu matrame unnay

 

 

mee dagara emaina unte ikkada yesi punnem katuukondi  ... Especially TDP Pulkaass 

y them ?

[Guest Rahul_Pulka_Gandhi]

y them ?

 

 

Rolu ki Rokalegaa kavalisindi... not pencil lafangis

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[Guest Rahul_Pulka_Gandhi]

 

 

why laughing re?