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Teacher: Tell me one animal that lives in water?
Ismail Bhai : Are Jahangir, kya bolri yaaron ino? (Jahangir, what is she saying?)
Jahangir: Pani mein kya rahta poochri. (she is asking what lives in water)
Ismail Bhai : Fish madam
Teacher : Good, tell me four more animals that live in water
Ismail Bhai : Are Jahangir, ab kya poochti ustaad ino? (What does she want now?)
Jahangir : pani mein aur kya rahta poochri Ismail bhai
Ismail Bhai : fish ki amma, bawa, akka, anna... yeh bhi nai maloom re isku.. maa ki kirkiri (Doesnt she know this too, the fish's mom, dad....)

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Zindagi me do baath hamesha yaad rakhna..
Pahli..
Har insaan itna bura nahin
hota, jitna “PAN
Card” Aur “Aadhar Card”
mein dikhta hai,
Aur itna achcha bhi nahin hota, jitna
“facebook” aur
“whatsapp” pe dikhta hai.

Dusri Baat:
Har insaan itna bura nahin
hota, jitna uski “Biwi” usko samajhti
hai,
Aur itna achcha bhi nahin
hota, Jitna uski
“Maa” usko samjhti hai.

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Teacher: Tell me one animal that lives in water?
Ismail Bhai : Are Jahangir, kya bolri yaaron ino? (Jahangir, what is she saying?)
Jahangir: Pani mein kya rahta poochri. (she is asking what lives in water)
Ismail Bhai : Fish madam
Teacher : Good, tell me four more animals that live in water
Ismail Bhai : Are Jahangir, ab kya poochti ustaad ino? (What does she want now?)
Jahangir : pani mein aur kya rahta poochri Ismail bhai
Ismail Bhai : fish ki amma, bawa, akka, anna... yeh bhi nai maloom re isku.. maa ki kirkiri (Doesnt she know this too, the fish's mom, dad....)

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Teacher: Tell me one animal that lives in water?
Ismail Bhai : Are Jahangir, kya bolri yaaron ino? (Jahangir, what is she saying?)
Jahangir: Pani mein kya rahta poochri. (she is asking what lives in water)
Ismail Bhai : Fish madam
Teacher : Good, tell me four more animals that live in water
Ismail Bhai : Are Jahangir, ab kya poochti ustaad ino? (What does she want now?)
Jahangir : pani mein aur kya rahta poochri Ismail bhai
Ismail Bhai : fish ki amma, bawa, akka, anna... yeh bhi nai maloom re isku.. maa ki kirkiri (Doesnt she know this too, the fish's mom, dad....)

 

Enno Rujailaindho...Maa Ki...Poyi HYD Nawab/Angrez Vesukunta Ee Roju... :P

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Idhi TIMMY Trade Mark GIF Baa...:P

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Teacher: Tell me one animal that lives in water?
Ismail Bhai : Are Jahangir, kya bolri yaaron ino? (Jahangir, what is she saying?)
Jahangir: Pani mein kya rahta poochri. (she is asking what lives in water)
Ismail Bhai : Fish madam
Teacher : Good, tell me four more animals that live in water
Ismail Bhai : Are Jahangir, ab kya poochti ustaad ino? (What does she want now?)
Jahangir : pani mein aur kya rahta poochri Ismail bhai
Ismail Bhai : fish ki amma, bawa, akka, anna... yeh bhi nai maloom re isku.. maa ki kirkiri (Doesnt she know this too, the fish's mom, dad....)

 

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