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God was in the process of creating the universe.

And he was explaining to his subordinates "Look everything should be in balance. For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion.

Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States.

I have blessed them with prosperity and money...

But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension....

And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature.

But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes.

And here is South America. I have given them lots of forests.

But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have to cut off the forests...

So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.

One of the angels asked...

"God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?"

God said....... "Ahah...that is the crown piece of all. "INDIA",

My most precious creation.

It has understanding and friendly People.

Sparkling streams and serene mountains.

A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live.

Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold.....

The angel was quite surprised:

"But god you said everything should be in balance."

God replied -- "Look at the neighbours I gave them..."

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god given ballio for comedy.!!!

god given after  10 pandi one pandimoori.. ie ballio fo rthis generation..

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God was in the process of creating the universe.

And he was explaining to his subordinates "Look everything should be in balance. For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion.

Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States.

I have blessed them with prosperity and money...

But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension....

And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature.

But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes.

And here is South America. I have given them lots of forests.

But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have to cut off the forests...

So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.

One of the angels asked...

"God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?"

God said....... "Ahah...that is the crown piece of all. "INDIA",

My most precious creation.

It has understanding and friendly People.

Sparkling streams and serene mountains.

A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live.

Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold.....

The angel was quite surprised:

"But god you said everything should be in balance."

God replied -- "Look at the neighbours I gave them..."

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god given ballio for comedy.!!!

god given after  10 pandi one pandimoori.. ie ballio fo rthis generation..

@3$%  aaa 10 pandi lo iddaru, mugguru inka kodi sepatlo aaa baaligadidhi naaku kuntu vasthaaru, vaala vaasana asalu barinchalem ra babu.......

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friends, i posted this article for fun..please dont make any mess with this one....

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god gave chimpanji cum human being family like siro...

god also made siro the only k"VP" in andhra..

god also thaught us how to treat chimpanjis when they enter into (human) politics

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friends, i posted this article for fun..please dont make any mess with this one....

Srihari, Did you see above what laddu started(First). This is how it gets started. He is one big idiot half minded fellow.

God Created the Kodi Guddu

Sirio Pans created this Idiot Laddu

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God created a great Human Being.

Human created a Society

Society created a Party - associations

Party - Associations elected a president

President contested in the elections

AP-Humans bangged him out from AP elections

That Idiot President of PRP the Sirio the Erri Pappa.

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god gave chimpanji cum human being family like siro...

god also made siro the only k"VP" in andhra..

god also thaught us how to treat chimpanjis when they enter into (human) politics

monkeydanceds monkeydanceds monkeydanceds monkeydanceds

@3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$%

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@3$%  aaa 10 pandi lo iddaru, mugguru inka kodi sepatlo aaa baaligadidhi naaku kuntu vasthaaru, vaala vaasana asalu barinchalem ra babu.......

Ala aithe velli laddu gaadidi sanka naaku.... @3$% @3$% @3$% @3$%

Vaadoka eadavannara eadava dash gaadu...gay anta jaagartha ro  hitwalltwice

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@chimpanjee

mooskoni kurcho ra baddu... enti ra praasa kosam baganey kasta padthunav... assalu meeru matladuthunaru endhi ra..piriki naa dash gaalu... gelupu otami pakkana pettu...start chesey dhammu undaali...mundhuku velladaniki dhairyam kaavali..adhi maaku full ga undhi... mee laga pakkodi help theskoney antha dharidrapu stage lo lemu... nenu evari gurinchi matladathunano artham ayindhi kadha...inkevadu mee balli ZOO gadi gurinchi... chiru kaali gotiki sariporu... meeru mee bathukulu... emi leni vadey ekkuvuga matladathadu anta...meru alagey unaru...

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@chirupanji...

hi guys how are you doing???? I hope you all remember me......

eeee chirupanji gadu...yantha langa bathuku ante..yedanna vadi mida counter vesthe...samadanam cheppaleka...moderator deggaraki velli yedusthadu.....gudha lo dammu vunte counter ivvali..leda..moosuku koorchovali...

vadiki ninna antha jarigina....malli deeniki reply yemi isthadantae....neeku kaalindi, nuvvu drop avvaddu...,naku ade kavali ani anttadu... !Q#

please watch the live comedy dudes.....

inthaki vadu ninna noodles thinnada???  cheers12w

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@chirupanji...

yera..daaram kattinchukovataniki vellava...its ok..take your own time....leka moderator deggaraki velli nii aadangi bathuku gurunchi chepthunnava????? !Q#

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dammu , siggu lajja lanti padalu vadae arhatha siro pans ki ledu. maaa vadu adi podustadu kingu,  na sulla ani vagaru. vadu al india records break chese seats(17)sampadinchina  siggu lajja leni kojjala malli posts chestha asalu sisalu konidala kojja and co pans anipincharu.........

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dammu , siggu lajja lanti padalu vadae arhatha siro pans ki ledu. maaa vadu adi podustadu kingu,  na sulla ani vagaru. vadu al india records break chese seats(17)sampadinchina  siggu lajja leni *******la malli posts chestha asalu sisalu konidala ******* and co pans anipincharu.........

veedeva dani babu anavasaranga interfere avuthunnadu........

vorai aa chirupanji gadu ninna nenu cheppinattu daaram kattinchu kovataniki velladantta...kani venaka nunchi lagataniki manishi kavalantta...nuvvu velli lagura....neeku vadi kolathalu thelusuga...correct ga gap lo nunchi laguthavu nuvvu ayithe....

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