SMS Jokes (dedicated to Encounter Dasradhram)

[Guest KanyaPujalaKojjaRatna]

Boy: kobbari chettu ekkithe engineering college girls kanipistunaru

Girl:akkadi nundi rendu chetulu vadiley, Medical college ammayilu kuda kanipistaru...

Keep smiling !!!

[komaram puli]

idi joke ahh (*" (*" (*" hitwalltwice hitwalltwice hitwalltwice hammernd hammernd

[King1234]

[quote author=KanyaPujalaKojjaRatna link=topic=62271.msg633539#msg633539 date=1272086250]
Boy: kobbari chettu ekkithe engineering college girls kanipistunaru

Girl:akkadi nundi rendu chetulu vadiley, Medical college ammayilu kuda kanipistaru...

Keep smiling !!!
[/quote]
h@) h@) h@)

[Guest KanyaPujalaKojjaRatna]

Freinds this sms for funny,  Mobile marriage bureau CustomerCare


Welcm to Mobile marrage bureau.
sambandam kosam press one
engagement kosam 2 nokkandi,
pelli  kosam 3 nokkandi
rendo pellekosam modatedani peeka nokkandi

[Guest KanyaPujalaKojjaRatna]

LIFE Funny SMS
College - Bommarillu,

Student - Sainikudu,

Class - Appudappudu,

Exams - Anukokunda Oka roju,

Q: Paper - Aparichitudu,

Mathematics - Garshana,

Copy - Okarikokaru,

Slips - Apadhbandavudu,

Results - Adrustam,

Pass - Student No:1,

Fail - Anthuleni Kadha,

Supplemantry - Nuvvastanante Nenodhantana,

1st year - Budhimanthudu,

2nd Year - Kantri,

3rd Year - Pokiri,

4th Year - Deshamuduru,

PARENTS enquire about marks - Aa okkati Adakku...!


So Njoy these Happy Days...!

[King1234]

[quote author=KanyaPujalaKojjaRatna link=topic=62271.msg633564#msg633564 date=1272086544]
Freinds this sms for funny,  Mobile marriage bureau CustomerCare


Welcm to Mobile marrage bureau.
sambandam kosam press one
engagement kosam 2 nokkandi,
pelli  kosam 3 nokkandi
rendo pellekosam modatedani peeka nokkandi
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LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q

[Guest KanyaPujalaKojjaRatna]

SOFTWARE MOVIES Telugu SMS
SOFTWARE MOVIES comming in future;
1. INTLO JAVA, OFFICE LO BAVA
2. "C" VEERUDU, "C++" SUNDHARI
3.NE PASSWORD NAKU THALUSU
4.PROGRAM RADDAM RA
5. KOTHA SOFTWARE LOKAM

[nonbitter-kai]

[img]http://s4.tinypic.com/1627m6s_th.jp[/img]

[Guest KanyaPujalaKojjaRatna]

Attaku Sybase Ammayiki D-Base
Program raasukundaam! Raa..
Ma aayana DBA
Yemandi pagerochhindi
Intlo Delphi Vantintlo Kulphi
Project dorakani Papa
Priydu nerpina PASCAL
Goa lo Java
Atta nee Client jagratta
COBOL katesindi UNIX vatesindi
QA Developer la sawaal
Client ki yamudu employer ki mogudu
Oka computer iddaru programerlu
Data clean chesukundam ra
oke programmer!
entlo DOSu uurilo WINDOWSu
Peruleni Program
Debugging Koi Khel Nahi
Hang To Hona Hi Tha
Meri Disc Tumhare Paas
Aao Chat Kare
Java Wale Job Le Jayenge
Hum Apke Memory Mein Rehte Hein
Tera Code Chal Gaya
Client Ek Numbari - Programmer Dus Numbari
Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai
Shaheed Hacker Singh
Password De Ke Dekho
Terminal Sajaake Rakhna
Mr. Network Lal
Terminal Apna - Login Parayi

[Guest KanyaPujalaKojjaRatna]

Love Vs. Friendship Telugu SMS
love anedi chewing gum lantidi.
adhi beginig matrame taste untadi..
.kani friendship anedhi choclate lantidi..
adhi chivari varaku taste gane untadi...

[nonbitter-kai]

[quote author=KanyaPujalaKojjaRatna link=topic=62271.msg633621#msg633621 date=1272086982]
Love Vs. Friendship Telugu SMS
love anedi chewing gum lantidi.
adhi beginig matrame taste untadi..
.kani friendship anedhi choclate lantidi..
adhi chivari varaku taste gane untadi...
[/quote]

good analogy  cheers12w cheers12w cheers12w

[komaram puli]

navvinchamante ilaga maama LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q  you rock you rock you rock you rock

[nonbitter-kai]

[quote author=komaram puli link=topic=62271.msg633635#msg633635 date=1272087093]
navvinchamante ilaga maama LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q  you rock you rock you rock you rock
[/quote]

konni zokes piccha camedy unnayi [img]http://s4.tinypic.com/1627m6s_th.jp[/img]

[Guest KanyaPujalaKojjaRatna]

What is the difference between breast and park ? Both were designed for children and adults enjoy more

[Guest KanyaPujalaKojjaRatna]

A drunk guy says while kissing his girlfriend --- Darling ur lips are very salty Today... Gf - hhhmmm!... Honey, ur in between my leg.........