SMS Jokes (dedicated to Encounter Dasradhram)

[nonbitter-kai]

[quote author=KanyaPujalaKojjaRatna link=topic=62271.msg633652#msg633652 date=1272087347]
What is the difference between breast and park ? Both were designed for children and adults enjoy more
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emanna comfarizon aa [img]http://s4.tinypic.com/1627m6s_th.jp[/img]

[Guest KanyaPujalaKojjaRatna]

Girl- what do you most like in me? Boy- A round one like throw ball with a black spot in the middle. Girl- hey... Boy- yes, your eyes

[bhargava_v]

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bagunayi mama us ki vachaka sms jokes marchipoya...appudapudu eenadu lo chadavatame..

[komaram puli]

[quote author=KanyaPujalaKojjaRatna link=topic=62271.msg633654#msg633654 date=1272087378]
A drunk guy says while kissing his girlfriend --- Darling ur lips are very salty Today... Gf - hhhmmm!... Honey, ur in between my leg.........
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[nonbitter-kai]

g! g! g! g! g! g! g! g!

[Guest KanyaPujalaKojjaRatna]

See what a spelling mistake can do... Santa went to Goa. Sent SMS to his wife: Having a wonderful time, wish u were Her.

[King1234]

LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q[quote author=KanyaPujalaKojjaRatna link=topic=62271.msg633661#msg633661 date=1272087443]
Girl- what do you most like in me? Boy- A round one like throw ball with a black spot in the middle. Girl- hey... Boy- yes, your eyes
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[komaram puli]

[quote author=KanyaPujalaKojjaRatna link=topic=62271.msg633654#msg633654 date=1272087378]
A drunk guy says while kissing his girlfriend --- Darling ur lips are very salty Today... Gf - hhhmmm!... Honey, ur in between my leg.........
[/quote][quote author=CASANOVA link=topic=62271.msg633664#msg633664 date=1272087497]
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bagunayi mama us ki vachaka sms jokes marchipoya...appudapudu eenadu lo chadavatame..
[/quote]eenadu ilantivi chaduvtunnava[img]http://s4.tinypic.com/1627m6s_th.jp[/img]

[Guest KanyaPujalaKojjaRatna]

Jeeto: If I die what'll you do?
Santa: I may also die.
Jeeto: Why? Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.

[nonbitter-kai]

[quote author=KanyaPujalaKojjaRatna link=topic=62271.msg633672#msg633672 date=1272087546]
See what a spelling mistake can do... Santa went to Goa. Sent SMS to his wife: Having a wonderful time, wish u were Her.

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once again good zoke [img]http://s4.tinypic.com/1627m6s_th.jp[/img]

[nonbitter-kai]

[quote author=KanyaPujalaKojjaRatna link=topic=62271.msg633679#msg633679 date=1272087616]
Jeeto: If I die what'll you do?
Santa: I may also die.
Jeeto: Why? Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.
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[img]http://s4.tinypic.com/1627m6s_th.jp[/img][img]http://www.imageping.com/out.php/i71957_30rrz8p.gif[/img][img]http://i43.tinypic.com/2cwvjup.gif[/img]

[Guest KanyaPujalaKojjaRatna]

Husband in balcony reading news paper,A donkey came near Husband:Darling ur relatives came,
Wife:Athayya meeru okkare vachara mavayya raleda?????????

[bhargava_v]

[quote author=komaram puli link=topic=62271.msg633677#msg633677 date=1272087602]
eenadu ilantivi chaduvtunnava[img]http://s4.tinypic.com/1627m6s_th.jp[/img]
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eeenadu lo evo tokkolovi vesthadu le mama mari ela adult content veyadu...

[komaram puli]

[quote author=nonbitter-kai link=topic=62271.msg633686#msg633686 date=1272087714]
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[/quote]marii ekkuva navvutunnatlunnav [img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated3/bemmi.thinking.gif[/img]

[bhargava_v]

mama kpkr baga navvipisthunav mama  thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou