SMS Jokes (dedicated to Encounter Dasradhram)

[King1234]

[quote author=KanyaPujalaKojjaRatna link=topic=62271.msg633688#msg633688 date=1272087729]
Husband in balcony reading news paper,A donkey came near Husband:Darling ur relatives came,
Wife:Athayya meeru okkare vachara mavayya raleda?????????
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g! g! g! g! g! g! g!

[bhrami]

[quote author=KanyaPujalaKojjaRatna link=topic=62271.msg633588#msg633588 date=1272086731]
SOFTWARE MOVIES Telugu SMS
SOFTWARE MOVIES comming in future;
1. INTLO JAVA, OFFICE LO BAVA
2. "C" VEERUDU, "C++" SUNDHARI
3.NE PASSWORD NAKU THALUSU
4.PROGRAM RADDAM RA
5. KOTHA SOFTWARE LOKAM
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LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q *=: *=: *=: *=: *=: *=: you rock you rock you rock you rock

[bhargava_v]

[quote author=komaram puli link=topic=62271.msg633692#msg633692 date=1272087779]
marii ekkuva navvutunnatlunnav [img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated3/bemmi.thinking.gif[/img]
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ekkuva kadu okesari navvi vellipodam anukuntunadu..indaka joke chusav kada too much happiness ani adi,.... no comment no comment no comment no comment no comment

[Guest KanyaPujalaKojjaRatna]

Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!
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[Guest KanyaPujalaKojjaRatna]

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
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[nonbitter-kai]

[quote author=komaram puli link=topic=62271.msg633692#msg633692 date=1272087779]
marii ekkuva navvutunnatlunnav [img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated3/bemmi.thinking.gif[/img]
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mana casy seffinattu ilanti zokes vini oka 4 yrs avutondi mama, anduke full ga [img]http://s6.tinypic.com/25ewkmw_th.jpg[/img] navvu ostondi

[Ace]

*=: *=: *=: *=: LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q

[pavaralgutta]

hi KanyaPujalaKojjaRatna 

[Guest KanyaPujalaKojjaRatna]

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
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[nonbitter-kai]

[quote author=pavaralgutta link=topic=62271.msg633713#msg633713 date=1272087932]
hi KanyaPujalaKojjaRatna 
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mama who you?  welcome welcome welcome

[Guest KanyaPujalaKojjaRatna]

Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.
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[pavaralgutta]

[quote author=nonbitter-kai link=topic=62271.msg633720#msg633720 date=1272087977]
mama who you?  welcome welcome welcome
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I am big fan of KanyaPujalaKojjaRatna

[bhargava_v]

[quote author=KanyaPujalaKojjaRatna link=topic=62271.msg633724#msg633724 date=1272087991]
Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.
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[Guest KanyaPujalaKojjaRatna]

It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it.
It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
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[nonbitter-kai]

[quote author=pavaralgutta link=topic=62271.msg633731#msg633731 date=1272088034]
I am big fan of KanyaPujalaKojjaRatna
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