SMS Jokes (dedicated to Encounter Dasradhram)

[Ace]

[quote author=KanyaPujalaKojjaRatna link=topic=62271.msg633780#msg633780 date=1272088364]
What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
[/quote]haha.... ~"! ~"! you rock

[bhrami]

[quote author=CASANOVA link=topic=62271.msg633755#msg633755 date=1272088199]
athanu vesindi 10 jokes appude fans tayaru ayyara...nenu 10000 posts vesanu.. hitwalltwice hitwalltwice hitwalltwice hitwalltwice
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[Guest KanyaPujalaKojjaRatna]

A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.
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[nonbitter-kai]

[quote author=KanyaPujalaKojjaRatna link=topic=62271.msg633833#msg633833 date=1272088878]
A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.
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cheers12w cheers12w cheers12w

[bhargava_v]

[quote author=KanyaPujalaKojjaRatna link=topic=62271.msg633833#msg633833 date=1272088878]
A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.
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[Guest KanyaPujalaKojjaRatna]

engalrao:neellalo brandy kalupu mathekkuthundi.

neellalo whisky kalupu mathekkuthundi.

neellalo rum kalupu mathekkuthundi.

andhukey annaru neellalo edo theda undani

[nagrockz]

[quote author=KanyaPujalaKojjaRatna link=topic=62271.msg633672#msg633672 date=1272087546]
See what a spelling mistake can do... Santa went to Goa. Sent SMS to his wife: Having a wonderful time, wish u were Her.

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[jaffanajeffada]

[quote author=KanyaPujalaKojjaRatna link=topic=62271.msg633833#msg633833 date=1272088878]
A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.
(Characters: 125)
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cheers12w cheers12w cheers12w cheers12w

[akshaysr]

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[Ace]

[quote author=akshaysr link=topic=62271.msg634698#msg634698 date=1272116200]
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[/quote] welcome welcome welcome