Cheesy Pick Up Lines

[gilakkai]

1. If I Could Rearrange The Alphabets, I’d Put U And I Together.

You prefer slap or a punch ?

 

2. Apart From Being Sexy, What Do You Do For A Living?

I kill people.

 

3. Are You A Parking Ticket? (What?) You’ve Got Fine Written All Over You.

Piss off

 

4. You Turn My Software Into Hardware!

Chee…

 

5. What’s A Nice Girl Like You Doing In A Dirty Mind Like Mine?

Kill them all

 

6. Excuse Me, But I Think You Dropped Something!!! MY JAW!!

You want me to break it too?

 

7. Baby Did You Fart, ’Cause You Blow Me Away!

You Suck

 

8. You Are So Sweet You Are Giving Me A Toothache.

Are you always this boring or only occasionally ?

 

9. Screw Me If I Am Wrong, But Haven’t We Met Before?

Seriously, get lost! Looser…

 

10. Is Your Dad A Terrorist? Coz You Are A Bomb!

Grow up kiddo!

 

11. The Day I Saw You, I Cancelled My Shaadi.Com Account.

How sweet! But, bug off i’m married…

 

12. Is There An Airport Nearby Or Is That My Heart Taking Off?

Kill yourself please, Will you!

 

13. Do You Work For NASA? Because You’re Out Of This World.

 

Nice, but this is not gonna happen.

 

 14. If A Fat Man Puts You In A Bag At Night, Don’t Worry I Told Santa I Wanted You For Christmas.

kill me now

 

 

15. Was Your Dad A Baker? ‘Cause You’ve Got The Nicest Set Of Buns I’ve Ever Seen

Say this to your sister

 

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