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[timmy]

CITI_c$y  CITI_c$y

[ajnabee]

A Farmer buys a young Cock.
As soon as it comes Home, it rushes & fucks all
the 150 Hens. Farmer is impressed.
At lunch, the Cock again screws all 150 Hens,
Farmer gets tense now.
Next day, he finds Cock fucking the Ducks, Goose &
Parrot too.
Later, he finds the Cock lying Pale, half-dead &
Vultures circling over it's head.
Farmer Says: U Horny bastard u deserve this!
The Cock opens 1 eye, says: Sshhh! Don't shout,
let them land...!

[yugandhar260]

A married Man died before SEX.
His Wife cut his Penis, filled it with cement & fixed it in d wall.
Every night she used to go to d wall & get satisfied herself. One day her neighbour saw this..!
He made a hole in the wall & put his own penis in place of that.. & waited his turn for sex.
The lady came with a knife...cut his penis & said..."Darling today we are shifting to our new house..!"
.
Moral- Har jagah apni Lulli nahi fasani chahiye.

CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y

[ajnabee]

Terrible english by PT sir:

1) There is no wind in the football..
2) I talk, he talk, why you middle talk?.
3) You rotate the ground 4 times..
4) You go and understand the tree.
5) I'll give you clap on ur cheeks..
6) Bring your parents and your mother and especially your father.
7) Close the window airforce is coming.
8) I have two daughters and both are girls..
9) Stand in a straight circle..
10) Don't stand in front of my back
11) Why Haircut not cut..?
12) Don't make noise.. principle is rotating in the corridor
13) Why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when I’m here?
14) You talking bad habit
15) Give me a red pen of any colour.
16) Can i have some snow in my cold drink?
17) Pick the paper and fall into the dustbin.
18) Both of u stand together seperately.
19) Keep quiet the principal just passed away!!

[ajnabee]

Mayawati was talking abt
Family-Planing & Birth control
in Parliament

Lalu got Angry & said, "Look baby, When U can't Play the Game, Don't make rules for champions"

[Piscop]

Mechanical Engineer's wife Delivered a baby..

Wife Sends SMS to Husband :
"Your New Vehicle is Launched."

Husband SMS's back :
"With Gear or Without Gear?" 

[Piscop]

I was confused when I read one of the girl's facebook status as,

"Bang Bang tomorrow night"... Feeling Excited! - With Raju and 12 others...


I was more confused when her next status was ..haider was better..

lol.1q lol.1q

[Piscop]

A Farmer buys a young Cock.
As soon as it comes Home, it rushes & fucks all
the 150 Hens. Farmer is impressed.
At lunch, the Cock again screws all 150 Hens,
Farmer gets tense now.
Next day, he finds Cock *** the Ducks, Goose &
Parrot too.
Later, he finds the Cock lying Pale, half-dead &
Vultures circling over it's head.
Farmer Says: U Horny bastard u deserve this!
The Cock opens 1 eye, says: Sshhh! Don't shout,
let them land...!

[ajnabee]

A Guy

[ajnabee]

Girl : I want to breakup with you. You don't ever call me, you asshole. Fuck off.

Boy : Arre main busy tha, new Lamborghini Aventador liya maine!!

Girl : awwww! My jaanu! So cute ! Kab li? Kaha hai? Baby meet me na.

Boy : Flipkart pe toy car model liya.

Girl : Madarchod!

[SwamyRaRa]

sudheer babu cinema anukoni vachaa

lol

[BrotherBairagi]

vuu

[gundubabu]

A married Man died before SEX.
His Wife cut his Penis, filled it with cement & fixed it in d wall.
Every night she used to go to d wall & get satisfied herself. One day her neighbour saw this..!
He made a hole in the wall & put his own penis in place of that.. & waited his turn for sex.
The lady came with a knife...cut his penis & said..."Darling today we are shifting to our new house..!"
.
Moral- Har jagah apni Lulli nahi fasani chahiye.

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[kattularattayya2]

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[timmy]

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