10 Types Of Facebook Statuses

November 9, 2014

1. The Hashtag Overkill "Catching up with friends. #BFF #dinner #fun #memories #yummy #HauzKhas #amici #happy #StomachUpset #hashtag"

#PainInTheAss

2. The 24x7 Update "Good morning. Brushing my teeth."

Reading your status. Judging you.

3. The Emoter "Feeling so <3 <3 <3 :* :* ;) :P :)))))"

Emoticons are cool and expressive, who needs a face?

4. The Check-In Master "XYZ checked in at His Bathroom, with ABC"

How about you check in at Mars with aliens?

5. The Philosopher "The world is a dark place. My soul is free. I think I'm a television."

Bro, I want whatever you're having.

6. The Quote Addict "We didn't start the fire. It was always burning."

"This quote isn't mine but I'm going to use it anyway and make people think I'm smart."

7. The Public Private Message "I told them you were a good person. You proved me wrong."

Get a (private) life.

8. The Never-Ending Status "I walked out through the door today. And when I did I came across another door. I crossed it and then I crossed the street. When I walked on to the other side, I realized how selfish we humans are. The very face that... Read more"

No, thank you.