Spartan Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"! 2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, ****...No wonder men suffer from high B P! 3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're ****ed. 4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got ****ed to achieve it. 5. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the ****! and What a ****! 6. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment! 7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason. 8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..! 9. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!". Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rahul_Pulka_Gandhi01 Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 Nee yavva....tagindhi digipothundhi...nee postulaki.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rahul_Pulka_Gandhi01 Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 Btw GP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Spartan Posted November 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 Nee yavva....tagindhi digipothundhi...nee postulaki.... malli taag man.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Moon_Walker Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 Cool quotes.....LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Krish Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got ****ed to achieve it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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