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Artist Uses Pen** To Paint Kim Kardashian Butt Portrait


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Uwe Max Jensen is a Danish artist, and he recently used his talents to paint a portrait of Kim Kardashian’s infamous Paper magazine butt cover shot… using his penis. That’s right. Jensen dipped his penis in paint and magnificently recreated the Kardashian derriere picture. This is how art happens in 2014.

In an interview with the Daily Dot, Jensen explains how he painted the masterpiece using his unusual brush: “I have my penis in one hand and the canvas in the other. I have a very skilled penis, art-wise.” Indeed. He adds, “My penis is an organ. I need it to reproduce, and for sex and joy. But I can also use it in my art, and that’s joyful for me on more levels.” Jensen previously used the technique to paint a portrait of a Danish politician.

Why did he decide to use his magical penis to bring Kardashian’s #BreakTheInternet photo to life? He tells the outlet, “I saw this picture of Kim Kardashian and this very impressive behind she has, and I thought, ‘This must be portrait #2.'” It took him 8 to 10 hours to complete the work.

On his website, Jensen shared some very explicit images of the process, which we’ll leave to your imagination. He also shared some pictures in which he poses, nude, with his portrait. We’ve included some of the images below. What do you think of Jensen’s penis painting? Did he do Kardashian justice?

 

 

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Nuvvu danni vadilettu leve!! house teesi abhmaniva??

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Em ba,

 

Nuvvu danni vadilettu leve!! house teesi abhmaniva??

 

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