Weird (But True) Things Kids Have Asked Santa

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A Gallon Jar Of Pickles

I can understand liking pickles, but don't waste your Christmas wish on them!

 

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A Gumball Machine Full Of Avocados

These kids have some very bizarre tastes. Although, honestly, this does sounds like a great idea.

 

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A Remote Control Buffalo

If asking for a buffalo wasn't weird enough, this kid wants one that is controlled by a remote. I guess that would keep stampedes in check.

 

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To Destroy All Backstreet Boys CDs

This kid must have been an *NSYNC fan.

 

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Plutonium

Ummm, be sure to keep your eye on this kid, mom and dad.

 

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Nicole Scherzinger

I'm guessing this request came from an older boy.

 

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To Be Named Batman

This is probably an issue you'd have to take up with your parents. Although, I guess if you were Batman, you wouldn't have any...

 

[timmy]

 

A Penguin And Polar Bear

This kid knows how to dream big. When the Santa asked where she sould keep the animals, she simply said they would live in her back yard.

 

[timmy]

 

Box Of Condoms

The little boy who asked for this was under 10 years old, so I'm hoping that he thought they were, like, balloons or something.

 

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A Nordstrom's Gift Card

A 7-year-old child asked for this. Kids usually know exactly what they want; this one is pretty unexciting.

 

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To Know How Elves Reproduce

This kid's holiday spirit of curiosity was certainly piqued when he asked Santa for this little bit of knowledge.

 

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A New Liver

A lot of us might want one of these after a particularly boozy weekend bender, but it's a bizarre request from a totally healthy little boy. The child didn't want to actually have the liver in his body, he want it to "play with and stuff."

 

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Fax Machine

In the kid's defense, the year was 1989 when he asked Santa for a fax machine. But still, it's a super boring Christmas wish.

 

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Lasagna

Nope, not the latest toy or video game, but lasagna. You know what, I could actually really go for some lasagna right now.

 

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A Gender Change

The little 5-year-old girl who asked for this wasn't really thinking about all the differences between the two genders: just one. She wanted to pee while standing up

 

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