Ironies In India

[VinayVkOnline]

1) We'd rather spend more on daughters wedding than on her education.

2) People live in a country where seeing a policeman makes them nervous rather than feeling safe.

3) In IAS exam, a person writes a brilliant 1500 words essay about how Dowry is a social evil. Impresses everyone and cracks the exam.One year later same person demands a dowry of 1 crore,because he is an IAS officer.

4) Indians are very shy and still are 130+ Crore.

5) Indians are obsessed with screen guards on their smartphones even though most come with scratch proof Gorilla Glass but never bother wearing a helmet while riding their bikes.

6) Indian Society teaches 'Not to Get Raped', rather 'Don't Rape' !

7) Reserved people get more benefit than deserve people...!

8) The worst movies earn the most.

9) A porn-star is accepted in society as a celebrity, but a rape victim is not even accepted as a normal human being.

10) Politicians Divide them, Terrorists Unite them.

11) Everyone is in a hurry, but no one reaches on time.

12) Priyanka Chopra earned more money playing Mary Kom,than Mary Kom earned in her entire career.

13) Its dangerous to talk to strangers, but it's perfectly ok to marry one.

14) Most people who fight over Gita and Quran, have probably never read any of them.

15)The shoes we wear are sold in air Conditioned showrooms, the vegetables we eat are sold on the footpath.

 

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[MathuloMazaaahhh]

telling sreeranganeethis in DB, doing gudiseti eshal outside

[Jambhalheart]

16.) Indians can wait 25 to 30 years for $ex but not 2 seconds at traffic lights

17.) Pissing in public is ok where as kissing it not.

 

 

 

 

manam enthey, evvadu emi cheyaledu...

 

 

 

[ChandraSekharCherukuri]

16.) Indians can wait 25 to 30 years for $ex but not 2 seconds at traffic lights

17.) Pissing in public is ok where as kissing it not.

 

 

 

 

manam enthey, evvadu emi cheyaledu...

[gundubabu]

Roja

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Roja

lol  :police:

[ChandraSekharCherukuri]

Roja

Konchan clear ga cheppu, ardam kala , nenu nee anta intellecutual kaadu 

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Konchan clear ga cheppu, ardam kala , nenu nee anta intellecutual kaadu

ironies' ante iron legs anukunna englishh lo week. .shamincharaade

[VinayVkOnline]

16.) Indians can wait 25 to 30 years for $ex but not 2 seconds at traffic lights

17.) Pissing in public is ok where as kissing it not.

 

 

 

 

manam enthey, evvadu emi cheyaledu...

 

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Roja

 

[gabbarsingh1]

1) We'd rather spend more on daughters wedding than on her education.

2) People live in a country where seeing a policeman makes them nervous rather than feeling safe.

3) In IAS exam, a person writes a brilliant 1500 words essay about how Dowry is a social evil. Impresses everyone and cracks the exam.One year later same person demands a dowry of 1 crore,because he is an IAS officer.

4) Indians are very shy and still are 130+ Crore.

5) Indians are obsessed with screen guards on their smartphones even though most come with scratch proof Gorilla Glass but never bother wearing a helmet while riding their bikes.

6) Indian Society teaches 'Not to Get Raped', rather 'Don't Rape' !

7) Reserved people get more benefit than deserve people...!

8) The worst movies earn the most.

9) A porn-star is accepted in society as a celebrity, but a rape victim is not even accepted as a normal human being.

10) Politicians Divide them, Terrorists Unite them.

11) Everyone is in a hurry, but no one reaches on time.

12) Priyanka Chopra earned more money playing Mary Kom,than Mary Kom earned in her entire career.

13) Its dangerous to talk to strangers, but it's perfectly ok to marry one.

14) Most people who fight over Gita and Quran, have probably never read any of them.

15)The shoes we wear are sold in air Conditioned showrooms, the vegetables we eat are sold on the footpath.

 

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1) We'd rather spend more on daughters wedding than on her education.

lol... entha avsaram aithe antha pedtaru... college fees 30000 aithe... 300000 iyyaru kada evadu... plus ee madhya ammailu vallaki nachina course le join aitunnaru

 

3) In IAS exam, a person writes a brilliant 1500 words essay about how Dowry is a social evil. Impresses everyone and cracks the exam.One year later same person demands a dowry of 1 crore,because he is an IAS officer.

any references man... lets get him arrested... 

 

5) Indians are obsessed with screen guards on their smartphones even though most come with scratch proof Gorilla Glass but never bother wearing a helmet while riding their bikes.

idi anni chotla vundede vayya.... ikkada kuda highways meeda poyetollu... mottam gear eskuntaru.... local roads lo tirgetollu chala mandi esukoru....  phones ki screen gaurds , cover lu manolle takkuva esukuntaru vayya.... 

 

6) Indian Society teaches 'Not to Get Raped', rather 'Don't Rape' !

ninnu entha mandi cheppinru rape cheyamani..... nbody encourages it man... 

 

 

8) The worst movies earn the most.

same every where man... ikkada kuda.. commercial movies ke,.. ekkuva demand... so called good movies aaaa range lo collections undav.... 

 

11) Everyone is in a hurry, but no one reaches on time.

Man.. ikkada peda cities local roads lo traffic mana deggara kante chaala ekkuva man.... try driving in the cities like sfo or atlanta... 

 

12) Priyanka Chopra earned more money playing Mary Kom,than Mary Kom earned in her entire career.

Making of Titanic movie was more expensive than titanic itself....

 

13) Its dangerous to talk to strangers, but it's perfectly ok to marry one.

idi higlight vayya.... matladi nachi tarvatha ne kada pelli cheskunedi... ikkada kuda dating atlane vayya..... ekkado online lo kalustaru... date antaru... pani kanistaru.. manadi kuda same untadi if you look into it... 

 

 

15)The shoes we wear are sold in air Conditioned showrooms, the vegetables we eat are sold on the footpath.

lol.... it's a privilege to have the food so fresh man... vegetables anni eppativi appudu teeskostaru... it's very healthy when compared to eating frozen meats.... anyways... ippudu nuvve markets kuda unnai india lo... so neeku kavalante nuvvu poi ave konukovachu... 

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