Ridiculous Attempts To Smuggle Drugs Across A Border

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Custom Candy

A delicacy in the drug world, everyone wants to get their hands on some chocolate-dipped coke, or perhaps meth.

 

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Cantaloupe Seeds

Some sneaky smugglers tried to get oxycodone pills into a prison by replacing the seeds in the middle with pills. You would hope that no one checks to make sure the seeds are actually seeds, but the guards outsmarted them this time.

 

 

 

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ReTirement Plan

This smuggler was hoping no one would check the wheels, and actually formed their cocaine to fit perfectly inside the rim. Assuming no one notices the rattling, this plan should have been flawless.

 

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WWJD

If you're smuggling drugs, nothing makes quite as much sense as putting those drugs behind pictures of Jesus. Something something moral compass.

 

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Ramp Fail

I know, we'll just ramp right over the wall! What could go wrong?

 

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Candy Eggs

Food seems to be a popular choice for smuggling, as these eggs were actually candy coated cocaine.

 

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Delicious

To be fair, these are some super delicious looking croissants. And they come with money inside! Too bad you can't bring them across the border.

 

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Cocaine Flavor

Once you pop, you just can't stop! Which is a terrible tragedy.

 

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Gecko

At least they were nice enough to poke holes in the book to give him some air to breath... The poor little guy looks super cramped up in there, with no room to move

 

[ARYA]

:3D_Smiles:

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Door

Who would suspect a boring door of being completely filled with cocaine? A customs agent apparently.

 

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Over the Border

If you can't go across the border yourself, why not just launch your drugs over it? With a modified t-shirt cannon, smugglers just launched their product into a field to hopefully be picked up later. Not this time, though.

 

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Mr. Potato Head

Mr. Potato Head was rolling hard, as he was stuffed with this bag of ecstasy. 

 

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Keep Your Clam Shut

These shells were glued shut, each containing a bit of cocaine. They didn't expect anyone to inspect them, I guess!

 

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Fake Beauty

What at first appears to be a simple plastic plant is actually a large compressed brick of cocaine. Smooth one.