timmy Posted December 28, 2014 Report Posted December 28, 2014 Custom Candy A delicacy in the drug world, everyone wants to get their hands on some chocolate-dipped coke, or perhaps meth.
timmy Posted December 28, 2014 Author Report Posted December 28, 2014 Cantaloupe Seeds Some sneaky smugglers tried to get oxycodone pills into a prison by replacing the seeds in the middle with pills. You would hope that no one checks to make sure the seeds are actually seeds, but the guards outsmarted them this time.
timmy Posted December 28, 2014 Author Report Posted December 28, 2014 ReTirement Plan This smuggler was hoping no one would check the wheels, and actually formed their cocaine to fit perfectly inside the rim. Assuming no one notices the rattling, this plan should have been flawless.
timmy Posted December 28, 2014 Author Report Posted December 28, 2014 WWJD If you're smuggling drugs, nothing makes quite as much sense as putting those drugs behind pictures of Jesus. Something something moral compass.
timmy Posted December 28, 2014 Author Report Posted December 28, 2014 Ramp Fail I know, we'll just ramp right over the wall! What could go wrong?
timmy Posted December 28, 2014 Author Report Posted December 28, 2014 Candy Eggs Food seems to be a popular choice for smuggling, as these eggs were actually candy coated cocaine.
timmy Posted December 28, 2014 Author Report Posted December 28, 2014 Delicious To be fair, these are some super delicious looking croissants. And they come with money inside! Too bad you can't bring them across the border.
timmy Posted December 28, 2014 Author Report Posted December 28, 2014 Cocaine Flavor Once you pop, you just can't stop! Which is a terrible tragedy.
timmy Posted December 28, 2014 Author Report Posted December 28, 2014 Gecko At least they were nice enough to poke holes in the book to give him some air to breath... The poor little guy looks super cramped up in there, with no room to move
timmy Posted December 28, 2014 Author Report Posted December 28, 2014 Door Who would suspect a boring door of being completely filled with cocaine? A customs agent apparently.
timmy Posted December 28, 2014 Author Report Posted December 28, 2014 Over the Border If you can't go across the border yourself, why not just launch your drugs over it? With a modified t-shirt cannon, smugglers just launched their product into a field to hopefully be picked up later. Not this time, though.
timmy Posted December 28, 2014 Author Report Posted December 28, 2014 Mr. Potato Head Mr. Potato Head was rolling hard, as he was stuffed with this bag of ecstasy.
timmy Posted December 28, 2014 Author Report Posted December 28, 2014 Keep Your Clam Shut These shells were glued shut, each containing a bit of cocaine. They didn't expect anyone to inspect them, I guess!
timmy Posted December 28, 2014 Author Report Posted December 28, 2014 Fake Beauty What at first appears to be a simple plastic plant is actually a large compressed brick of cocaine. Smooth one.
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