Yuva Nataratna Posted January 6, 2015 Report Posted January 6, 2015 submitted 3 hours ago by FirstTIFU I am a senior associate in an investment advisory firm. As part of my MANY duties, I proudly send out 10 sets of emails to about 200-300 investors each with our monthly newsletter attached and today, under stress of various deadlines, I lost a bit of concentration and managed to send them out as cc'd emails instead of bcc'd emails. This is a big deal as the newsletter goes to senior management at large financial institutions. I think I dun GOOFED and violated the confidentiality of our investors. I am fully expecting to be fired by tomorrow. While I was planning on quitting over the next couple of weeks, this was not how I wanted to go. Source: TIFU
Yuva Nataratna Posted January 6, 2015 Author Report Posted January 6, 2015 submitted 1 day ago by DaintySaluki Oh boy, I ** up. I never thought I'd have a big enough ** up to post here, but then this happened. I'm eighteen, from a strict Irish catholic family. I'm not religious myself, which is something I hide from my grandparents. My grandfather is particularly involved in the church and all throughout my childhood he's told me sex before marriage is a disgusting sin, that I'll go to hell for my sexuality (I'm bisexual) and that even to hold hands with a boy before we're married is wrong, in his opinion. His offensive comments don't really bother me anymore, and I usually just laugh it off. Which brings me to the ** up. My cousin and I were both visiting my grandfather. We're very close, and we both have the ability to make the other completely dissolve in hysterical laughter- our humour is generally inappropriate comments and whatnot. She decided to make and cook everyone some chips, but I wasn't in the kitchen so I hadn't a clue what horrors she was actually creating. Both of us are shitty cooks, so looking back it wasn't really surprising that she'd made chips so long and thick they could be used as weapons. My grandfather was 'asleep' when she brought them in, stacked on a plate like a *** Jenga tower. God knows what she was thinking while cutting the potatoes, because these chips were two-fingers thick and the longest I've ever seen. I picked one up carefully, unsure of how to even start eating it, and without thinking, I turned to my cousin and exclaimed: 'Christ, Lou, I've sucked dicks smaller than this' While she was doubled over laughing, it became apparent that my grandfather was not, in fact, asleep. I think I'm written out of the will.
ZuniorVentiyar Posted January 6, 2015 Report Posted January 6, 2015 mayaa India lo unnavaaa ..... Lol Bob may godpk save him :(
tom bhayya Posted January 6, 2015 Report Posted January 6, 2015 mayaa India lo unnavaaa ..... avunu mayya :)
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