timmy Posted January 8, 2015 Report Posted January 8, 2015 In Connecticut... If you live in Hartford, Connecticut, try to avoid any Sunday wedding plans because you may witness a crime. It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sundays in Hartford.
timmy Posted January 8, 2015 Author Report Posted January 8, 2015 In Florida... Women in Florida looking for time-consuming hairstyles may think twice if they know that falling asleep under a hair dryer in a salon is against the law. Not only could the woman be fined, but so could the salon owner!
timmy Posted January 8, 2015 Author Report Posted January 8, 2015 In New York... For those of you in New York State who happen to fancy rabbit-hunting from trolley cars, just know that you could be risking some serious consequences because it is illegal to shoot a rabbit from a moving trolley car. I do wonder though - what if the car is sitting still?
timmy Posted January 8, 2015 Author Report Posted January 8, 2015 In Alabama... I moustache you a question: do you think funny facial hair should be a crime? Well, it is in Alabama, where it is against the law to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
timmy Posted January 8, 2015 Author Report Posted January 8, 2015 In Pennsylvania... Ministers in Pennsylvania are forbidden from performing marriages while the bride or groom is drunk. "So before we begin, I'd just like to get the lovely couple to blow in this tube for legal purposes..."
timmy Posted January 8, 2015 Author Report Posted January 8, 2015 Also In Connecticut... Back to Hartford, Connecticut. If being unable to kiss your wife on Sunday isn't upsetting enough, try this on for size: you may not, under any circumstances, cross the street walking on your hands. Just... resist the urge. Perhaps on the sidewalk?
timmy Posted January 8, 2015 Author Report Posted January 8, 2015 In Michigan... In Michigan, it's illegal to place a skunk in your boss's desk. However, if you're really clever, perhaps you could get one in the air vent and not be breaking the law.
timmy Posted January 8, 2015 Author Report Posted January 8, 2015 In North Carolina... It is against the law in North Carolina to plow a cotton field with an elephant. I'm not sure what more could possibly be said here, so let's just enjoy this hypothetical image.
timmy Posted January 8, 2015 Author Report Posted January 8, 2015 In Kentucky... If you're ever caught in Kentucky with both of your hands full and needing somewhere to put your ice cream cone, do not put it in your back pocket. The law against this seemingly harmless (albeit messy) act allegedly arose after it was as a tactic used to steal horses. "Oh, no, officer; I didn't steal this horse. He followed me!"
timmy Posted January 8, 2015 Author Report Posted January 8, 2015 In Idaho... Idaho is just a little less romantic than the rest of the U.S. around Valentine's and anniversaries. They're not cracking open sweets and treats; they're cracking down on them, because it's illegal to give another citizen a box of candy that weighs more than 50 lbs.
timmy Posted January 8, 2015 Author Report Posted January 8, 2015 In Georgia... When in Atlanta, Georgia, be careful what you do with your giraffe. Tempting as it may be, it is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
timmy Posted January 8, 2015 Author Report Posted January 8, 2015 Also In Georgia... And finally, why didn't the chicken cross the road in Quitman, Georgia? Of course, you guessed it: because it's illegal.
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