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Lol.... He Fu@ked Up By Shouting While Playing Video Games


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submitted 10 hours ago by alegmer

was home alone, and I started playing some Hearthstone. I am that kind of person that is pretty quiet, but when I am alone I just do crazy stuff, like dancing on the bathroom or singing a love song to my cookies and stupid things like that.
The thing is that I was losing a game (stupid Priests...) and I started screaming at the screen and cursing the other player. You know how we, Spanish people, insult each other, we compose swears like Shakespeare composed beautiful lyric.
My neighbour was sleeping, and turns out I waked him up with my screams (we share a wall) and he began to punch the wall to make me shut up. I obviously didnt hear him, and instead of closing my mouth I said something like "You son of a thousand hienas, I am sure you dont find your willy when you go to the bathroom, you fatass". Of course my words were dedicated to the player I was playing against, but my neighbour thought that what I was saying was for him.
Then he came to my door and started ringing. As I was home alone, I didn't move a muscle to even go and see who it was. And he started beating the door and screaming. Here is when I realized what had happened, and I started getting a little scaried, since my neighbour (a 60 year old rugged man) was in my door saying that he wanted to do nasty things to my neck.
He eventually calmed down, and I hope that he has forgotten about it, but from now on before I leave my house I will have to check if the old man is anywhere near.
tl dr: I screamed to my screen, my neighbour thought that the insults were for him, now he wants to drink my tears

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most of these TIFU stories are made up bullshit stories man ... 33as5s0_zpsde99fa5a.gif .... but some of them are funny ..

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