JANASENA Posted January 30, 2015 Report Posted January 30, 2015 In the August of 2014, things were looking bleak for Team India during a tour of England. So the BCCI decided to ring in some changes and made ex-India skipper and Scoopwhoop's favourite cricket presenter Ravi Shastri the 'Director of Cricket'. His job, the BCCI clarified, was to "oversee and guide" the team. But just weeks away from the 2015 World Cup, Team India is in dire straits and has just finished the tour of Australia without a single win. Which leads us to wonder... What exactly does Mr Shastri do? Well, here is your answer: He guides Duncan Fletcher! "Yeah, I know they're all Sharmas. The tall one is Ishant." Source: Cricinfo "Okay Mr Shastri and the other one is Rohit, right?" Source: Indianexpress "No, no. That's Mohit, the bowler. The batsman is Rohit." Source: Lastnews360 When he's not busy helping Duncan, he helps the selectors pick the team. How do you think Stuart Binny got in? Oh wait, that was Roger Binny's idea. Source: Ibnlive And before you think we're making fun of him, let us tell you, we're dead serious. Who do you think taught Sachin to score all those centuries? Source: Jagran He didn't just train Sachin, he trained Sachin's arch-nemesis too. Source: Rediff Not just one, all of them! Source: Sportstaronnet He even taught Kohli how to play with a straight bat. Source: Mid-Day Only he is bold enough to tell Kohli when enough is enough. "BC Kohli, bas kar saale!" Source: Zeenews "No, Mr Fletcher. When Kohli said he's practicing with Sharma, he didn't mean Rohit. He meant Anushka." Source: Cricketcountry He's Duncan's sidekick when they interrogate Kohli. Source: Zeenews He waits patiently when Fletcher is advising MS Dhoni... Source: Ibnlive But later on, he teaches Dhoni a thing or two about how to wield a bat. Source: Ibnlive He keeps Kohli motivated... Source: Amarujala But he has stalkerish tendencies too. He won't let Kohli alone with Anushka. Source: Sandhira Thankfully, Kohli doesn't mind. He's a total fanboy and loves his mentor to bits. Source: Thehindu Shastri's so awesome even Jadeja calls him 'Sir'. Source: Telegraphindia Shikhar Dhawan is out of form these days. So Shastri's been training the opener. Source: Mid-day Oh and when he's not busy with the Indian team, he's teaching retired legends a thing or two about swag. Source: Bcci Good guy, Mr Shastri! Source: Zee news
Nellore_peddareddi Posted January 30, 2015 Report Posted January 30, 2015 Evad em sesna.. WC la matram pool stage ye
kamikaze Posted January 30, 2015 Report Posted January 30, 2015 "No, Mr Fletcher. When Kohli said he's practicing with Sharma, he didn't mean Rohit. He meant Anushka."
SeelamleniAunty Posted January 30, 2015 Report Posted January 30, 2015 "No, Mr Fletcher. When Kohli said he's practicing with Sharma, he didn't mean Rohit. He meant Anushka." idi matram keka
vaade_veedu Posted January 30, 2015 Report Posted January 30, 2015 Perth pitch meeda WI tho match undi pungi paguluddi ee sari manaki
raghuraj Posted January 30, 2015 Report Posted January 30, 2015 haha nice one... :3D_Smiles_38: :3D_Smiles_38:
Mr_Ryan_01 Posted January 30, 2015 Report Posted January 30, 2015 plz change the tittle to " diwakar vuncle spotted"
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