rezzz Posted February 21, 2015 Report Posted February 21, 2015 1. Expectation: Fantasize about playing in the snow, Having snowball fights, uploading pictures on Facebook. Reality: Ends up hating snow, slipping 10 times a day walking to university, cursing ice, swearing never to live in a snowy place after masters. 2. Expectation: 50Mbps internet speed??!! I’ll download every damn movie from the internet! Now nobody can stop me. Reality: you get screwed by the law if you download movies. Shut up and watch youtube like a good kid. 3. Expectation: Dream of flirting & getting a white girlfriend. Reality: The white girls are all taken and the desi girls look fake in the american attire. Here you are stuck between two undesirable options. 4. Expectation: Weekend, movies, pubs, disco, bowling, girls………Yaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!! Reality: Assignments, Part time jobs, cooking, cleaning, laundry. F**k my life!! 5. Expectation: Throw the old smartphone and get a premium Android or a iPhone for just $200 Reality: Yes, get a phone for $200 and pay another $80 each month for the next two years to own it. 6. Expectations: I will have so much fun with my new friends that i wont miss my family & loved ones much. Reality: ends up having less fun with friends and more emotional skype calls with family and friends from India. 7. Expectations: Finally i can have as much pizza & junk food as I can. No more boring Indian food. Reality: Remember homemade food, cries like a kid.
rezzz Posted February 21, 2015 Author Report Posted February 21, 2015 8. India: Doesn’t ever go to a temple thinking it is old peoples job. U.S.A : Goes to temple so that you can have prasadam. That’s the closest you can get to authentic Indian food taste. 9. Expectation: Dream of having your own wardrobe collection of US Polo, Express, etc Reality: Ends up buying Aeropostale in sale. 10. Expectation: Your family thing that you are a billionaire in making. Reality: you work in Indian Stores, Motels, Gas Stations & Indian Restaurants for Survival. 11. Expectation: Dreams of Jack Daniel and Johnie Walker every weekend. Reality: Ends Up drinking Budweiser, Jameson and Absolut. 12. India: Never eats snack made at Home and eats only outside. USA : Craves for Mom made snacks and eats them like the most precious things on earth, Share a few with room mates. 13. Expectation: expects to be super rich guy spending money like water. Reality: Ends up adding Milk and Bread on this 14. Expectation: Dreams of buying this as soon as they enter USA. Reality: Ends up buying an old car from 1990s for $2000- $3000. 15th - Think of having enough bank balance to use your debit card and do away with any Credit Card sort of stuff. Reality - End up owning multiple credit cards and juggling with payments, Earn and pay the card company and then use card to live
perugu_vada Posted February 21, 2015 Report Posted February 21, 2015 Lol true :D Kani studies aipoyi full-time job ochaka no worries le
madhanmonika1234 Posted February 21, 2015 Report Posted February 21, 2015 lol true if you dream all above as student
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