Bavatar : Balayya And Zoo Sms Jokes Anta Lol..

[CKRAVI]

 

Names of Junior NTR and Balakrishna are now being used as a butt of a joke. Till date, many jokes, which were circulated in the mobiles, had Sardarji as the funny person in lead. Now the “babai n abbai pair” is being targeted. Here are the top 6 jokes on Junior NTR and Nandamuri Balakrishna.

Jr. NTR: Babai my mobile balance is exhausted, plz recharge my mobile.

Balaya Babu: no probs, abbai, switch on ur Bluetooth and I will fwd my balance.

Jr. NTR: IIT ki opposite word yenti Babai

Balaya: UU coffee Ra

jr. NTR: Uncle what is the name of ur newly constructed college

Balaya: it is ‘Balayya Medical College of Engineering’

Jr NTR: Uncle did u say I LUV U to anyone.

Balaya: I said it on the sets to many, but they responded as ‘I 2 luv u’ and I was thinking, who the 2 are.

Jr NTR: wat babai, did u purchase a new chair?

Balaya: no abbai, when I went to an audio release function, they said to “ Take Ur seat’ and so I brought it home in my land rover

Junior NTR: babai, y did u not run in the race, when the referee counted 1 2 3 start.

Balaya: my number on T shirt was four and so I was still waiting for my turn.

[CKRAVI]

:3D_Smiles_38:

[rapchik]

Pathavey kadha

[irukupaalem]

max kastapadtunna TS vth kullu jokulu..

[Anmuydarpias]

Old but nice....!!

[donganaaK]

lame santa banta jokes ... 

[rezzz]

got from fb

 

TEACHER-orey 2+2 yantara
STUDENT- 10 techer kadu 5 techer kadu kadu 9 techer
TEACHER-orey nu balakrishna fan kada
STUDENT-avnu teacher morning movie kuda chusa

[rezzz]

NTR-- babai adenti maths exam rayakunda dance vestunavente paper icharu raye exam
BALAYA--. Nuvey kadara paper ichaka neko yadostey adi cheymanava andukey dance chestuna
NTR--k babai marchipoya neanu dance chesta

[rezzz]

NTR-babai yam cestunav nu a rendu plants yanduku kaluputunav
BALAYA-em leadura gulabi mokka,jamkay mokka kalipitey gulabjam mokka vastundi ra
NTR-keka babai naku kuda konchem petava
BALAYA-sarley migiltey pedatha

[jpnarayan1]

NTR-babai yam cestunav nu a rendu plants yanduku kaluputunav
BALAYA-em leadura gulabi mokka,jamkay mokka kalipitey gulabjam mokka vastundi ra
NTR-keka babai naku kuda konchem petava
BALAYA-sarley migiltey pedatha

[nnr]

CK Ravi antey Bobby ahhh ???

[aakathaai]

old smelling jokes

[nnr]

Chiru Jokes getting famous over internet ... some of them are ......

 

chiru: why r all these people running? 

 

Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup. 

 

chiru: If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running? 

 

Chiru standing on platform sudenly jumps on railway track.

 

MAN: Pothav ra

 

CHIRU: Poyedi nuvve,TRAIN plotform medaku vastundanta vinalada? 

 

Charan:Enti dad, Curry anta Toothpaste Taste vastundi? 

 

Chiru : INtilo SALT aiypote colgate lo salt undani ade vesanu ra! 

 

charan:Nuv keka 

 

 

CHIRU wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. 

 

Dealer gave him 11 cr after deducting tax. 

 

Angry CHIRU: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.! 

[chandra916]

 

Names of Junior NTR and Balakrishna are now being used as a butt of a joke. Till date, many jokes, which were circulated in the mobiles, had Sardarji as the funny person in lead. Now the “babai n abbai pair” is being targeted. Here are the top 6 jokes on Junior NTR and Nandamuri Balakrishna.

Jr. NTR: Babai my mobile balance is exhausted, plz recharge my mobile.

Balaya Babu: no probs, abbai, switch on ur Bluetooth and I will fwd my balance.

Jr. NTR: IIT ki opposite word yenti Babai

Balaya: UU coffee Ra

jr. NTR: Uncle what is the name of ur newly constructed college

Balaya: it is ‘Balayya Medical College of Engineering’

Jr NTR: Uncle did u say i luv u to anyone.

Balaya: I said it on the sets to many, but they responded as ‘I 2 luv u’ and I was thinking, who the 2 are.

Jr NTR: wat babai, did u purchase a new chair?

Balaya: no abbai, when I went to an audio release function, they said to “ Take Ur seat’ and so I brought it home in my land rover

Junior NTR: babai, y did u not run in the race, when the referee counted 1 2 3 start.

Balaya: my number on T shirt was four and so I was still waiting for my turn.

niku navvu vasthe cheppu nenu kuda navvutha 

[nnr]

ee paati kullu jokulu andharu vestharu ... closed room la eyyaku kampu dhenguthondhi .. elli kadukko pooo