Nice Joke, Singh is King...

[JusticeChowdhary]

Each Friday night after work, Santa Singh would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbours were strict Catholics ... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.

 

The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest.

The Priest came to visit Santa, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Santa attended Mass ... and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Sikh, and raised a Sikh, but now dear, you are a Catholic."

 

Santa's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived.

The wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Santa's backyard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.

 

 

There stood Santa, holding a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats and chanted:

"Oye, you waz born a chicken, and you waz born a lamb,

you waz raised a chicken, and you waz raised a lamb

but now dears.... you are a potato and tomato"!!!

Jo Bolo So Nihal

Singh is King...

[Guest balitheevergreenerripook]

another joke on singh....by kvpbalayya...

mana state kurrallatho kalisi oka military training camp lo oka 2 weeks sardar ji gadiki gadapavalisi vasthundi.

training camp ki deggara lone oka girls hostel vuntundi, kakapothe camp ki, hostel ki oka pedda goda adduga vuntundi....every night mana kurrallu goda dooki pani kanichukoni..vasthuuu vunttaru....

idi sardar gadiki thelisi....babailu..nenu kooda meetho vasthanu....nenu thattu kolekapothunnanu..ani anttadu....

manollu sare rammanttaru....

Goda peddadi kabatti...manollu sardar gadiki vorai maa laga nuvvu kooda oka vontteni (camel) ni vadukora ani cheptharu....

(camel ni vadukovadam antte dani paina yekki goda dookadam ani ardam..) 

mana sardar gadu inkola ardam chesukoni...next roju okkadae bayalu deri...vontteni dengi vasthadu.... # 

[amartya02]

another joke on singh....by kvpbalayya...

mana state kurrallatho kalisi oka military training camp lo oka 2 weeks sardar ji gadiki gadapavalisi vasthundi.

training camp ki deggara lone oka girls hostel vuntundi, kakapothe camp ki, hostel ki oka pedda goda adduga vuntundi....every night mana kurrallu goda dooki pani kanichukoni..vasthuuu vunttaru....

idi sardar gadiki thelisi....babailu..nenu kooda meetho vasthanu....nenu thattu kolekapothunnanu..ani anttadu....

manollu sare rammanttaru....

Goda peddadi kabatti...manollu sardar gadiki vorai maa laga nuvvu kooda oka vontteni (camel) ni vadukora ani cheptharu....

(camel ni vadukovadam antte dani paina yekki goda dookadam ani ardam..) 

mana sardar gadu inkola ardam chesukoni...next roju okkadae bayalu deri...vontteni dengi vasthadu.... # 

Dude Good post. But just check your language while posting such sensible matter. Anyways good one made me laugh

[Jai chiruPandhijeeva]

K.V.P  ante me pandhichiru kadha..! chiru ki joke apt endhkante..,monna palakollu lo centre lo nilabetti mari kosaru antaga..andhra janalu pedha K.V.P ni chesaruga... meru me k.v.p fans pleasedie

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[master123]

[Guest balitheevergreenerripook]

K.V.P  ante me pandhichiru kadha..! chiru ki joke apt endhkante..,monna palakollu lo centre lo nilabetti mari kosaru antaga..andhra janalu pedha K.V.P ni chesaruga... meru me k.v.p fans pleasedie

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Kadu ra KVPBALAYYA ante nuvvu anukunaede...konda ve**i Po**u balayya ani..nenu cheppina joke lo oka chinna correction...sardar ji yevado kadu roi....mee bali gadu..... ~"!

[Jai chiruPandhijeeva]

ne id lo undhi nuvvu pedha erri ppooo ani... me pandhichiru dhi palakollu kosar ga enka siggu raledha...andhra konda erri poo ayyadu  ga..

sardhar gade better ra me pandhi chiru kante...comedylu realty ga untai..kani mepandhi comedy lu kuda erri poo laga unta arey ladychethilo oodipoina chakka gurunchi mtladuthunnaru enka..andhra buffon gadu..pandhichiru anda pandhichiru pillaupans pleasedie

Jai pandhichiru amara rahey..!!  dancegdb

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[madadhera]

ne id lo undhi nuvvu pedha erri ppooo ani... me pandhichiru dhi palakollu kosar ga enka siggu raledha...andhra konda erri poo ayyadu  ga..

sardhar gade better ra me pandhi chiru kante...comedylu realty ga untai..kani mepandhi comedy lu kuda erri poo laga unta arey ladychethilo oodipoina chakka gurunchi mtladuthunnaru enka..andhra buffon gadu..pandhichiru anda pandhichiru pillaupans pleasedie

Jai pandhichiru amara rahey..!!  dancegdb

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