vaade_veedu Posted April 1, 2015 Report Posted April 1, 2015 Adarsh Employee Series Part I: 10 traits of an Adarsh Microsoft employee In this series, we examine the traits that define the Adarsh Employee of various organizations, starting with Microsoft. An Adarsh Microsoft Employee: 1. Uses Microsoft Lumia phone and curses Android for its openness and iPhone for its cost. Dreams of Lumia becoming the market leader by 2050. 2. Uses only Internet Explorer. Hails the beauty of the IE logo, and claims that it is the only surviving first generation browser. Never opens Google Chrome or Mozilla Firefox. 3. Uses BING search engine and tells stories about how Google and Apple conspired against the Microsoft-Yahoo deal. 4. Uses Net Meeting for calls. Hated Skype until the moment Microsoft announced its decision to buy it. Now a big fan of Skype. 5. Doesn’t own a Gmail id; Only uses Outlook or Hotmail for emails. 6. Keeps raving about the greatness of Bill Gates, the birth of Windows and the climate of Redmond, Washington. 7. Still has a Windows XP desktop at home which he regularly updates through service packs. 8. Wears a Microsoft jersey at every occasion – family get-togethers, weddings, parties. Uses Microsoft T-shirts as standard nighttime wear. 9. Teaches Microsoft Office to all his family members, including ways to use cool formulas in Microsoft Excel. 10. Keeps checking MSFT stock value every hour.
k2s Posted April 1, 2015 Report Posted April 1, 2015 Adarsh Employee Series Part I: 10 traits of an Adarsh Microsoft employee In this series, we examine the traits that define the Adarsh Employee of various organizations, starting with Microsoft. An Adarsh Microsoft Employee: 1. Uses Microsoft Lumia phone and curses Android for its openness and iPhone for its cost. Dreams of Lumia becoming the market leader by 2050. 2. Uses only Internet Explorer. Hails the beauty of the IE logo, and claims that it is the only surviving first generation browser. Never opens Google Chrome or Mozilla Firefox. 3. Uses BING search engine and tells stories about how Google and Apple conspired against the Microsoft-Yahoo deal. 4. Uses Net Meeting for calls. Hated Skype until the moment Microsoft announced its decision to buy it. Now a big fan of Skype. 5. Doesn’t own a Gmail id; Only uses Outlook or Hotmail for emails. 6. Keeps raving about the greatness of Bill Gates, the birth of Windows and the climate of Redmond, Washington. 7. Still has a Windows XP desktop at home which he regularly updates through service packs. 8. Wears a Microsoft jersey at every occasion – family get-togethers, weddings, parties. Uses Microsoft T-shirts as standard nighttime wear. 9. Teaches Microsoft Office to all his family members, including ways to use cool formulas in Microsoft Excel. 10. Keeps checking MSFT stock value every hour.
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