Kullu Joke

[Aashiyan]

A family brings their elderly mother to a nursing home. While sitting in her new room, she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately straighten her up. After a while, she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back to put her upright. This goes on all morning.

Later, the family arrives and asks, "Are they treating you all right?" She replies, "It's pretty nice -- except they won't let you fart."

[Aashiyan]

Q: Why do farts smell?

A: So deaf people can enjoy them, too.

[Aashiyan]

Dan staggers into the shower. He notices that his d**k is bright orange. He feels normal, but he's concerned and goes to the doctor.

After a thorough examination, the doctor says, "You seem to be fine and all of the tests are normal. Did you do anything out of the ordinary over the weekend?"

Dan says, "No. All I did was stay home, watch porno movies and eat Cheetos."

[Aashiyan]

Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup?

Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"

[dappusubhani]

stop your farts.. 

 

[Maximus]

[Novak_Djokovic]

[timmy]