Indian Mom

[fakeenk]

    A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for

    dinner.....who lives with a girl

    roommate Sunita.

    During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't

    help but notice how

    pretty Kumar's, roommate was. She had long been

    suspicious of a relationship

    between the two, and this had only made her more

    curious. Over the course of

    the evening, while watching the two interact, she

    started to wonder if there was more between Kumar

    and his roommate than met

    the eye.

    Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I

    know what you must be

    thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just

    roommates."

   

    About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying,

    "Ever since your mother

    came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver

    plate. You don't suppose

    she took it, do you?" Kumar said ,"Well, I doubt it,

    but I'll email her,

    just to be sure."

   

    So he sat down and wrote:

    Dear Mother:

    I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate

    from my house, I'm not

    saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate..

    But the fact remains that

    it has been missing ever since you were here for

    dinner.

    Love, Kumar

   

    Several days later, Kumar received an email from his

    Mother which read

    Dear Son:

    I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and

    I'm not saying that you

    do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that

    if she was sleeping in

    her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate

    by now

    under the pillow...

    Love,

    Mom.

   

    Lesson of the day:

    Don't Lie to Your Mother...........especially if she

    is Indian!

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