Santa Banta Rocks again!!!

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• Girl: Will u marry me?

Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy

ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

• Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?

Santa: Suicide karne ke liye

Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?

Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

• Santa & Banta were going with their friend on one scooter & a

traffic cop tried to stop them.

Santa said: bhaji, already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi jagah nahin

hai

• Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue u've broken.

Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

• Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade hokar auraton ko kyon

ghoorte ho?

Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-

11am

• A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khediye.

Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoe paa ke hune aaya.

• Banta: I've discovered the origin of the word Good-

Santa: Oh, yeah? What's it?

Banta: Many years ago, some husband said to his wife, 'I'm leaving u!' & the wife said: Good! !

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my

hand, oh!

Santa: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head.

Is he crying?

• Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got

irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!

• Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado

Santa aage nahin bada

Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?

Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

• Banta: Yaar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya, vaise hoya ki si?

Sant: Goli lagi si mathe vich.

Banta: Waheguru ji da shukar kar ke akh bach gayi.

• Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne

sheesha set kiya. Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai,

piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!

• Banta: U cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all

India Radio!

• Banta: U looked troubled, what's ur prob?

Santa: I'm going to b a father

Banta: But, that's wonderful

Santa: What's wonderful! My wife doesn't know about it yet

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