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[quote author=powerstar link=topic=68250.msg721079#msg721079 date=1273969389]
 you rock you rock you rock cheers12w
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[quote author=happygoing link=topic=68250.msg721075#msg721075 date=1273969365]
Have ***** daily,
jab bhi milay woh akeli,
woh nahin to uski saheli,
saheli nahin to apni hatheli,
but have ***** daily!
[/quote] LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q chindiyan battiyan mama...zabardast hai... you rock you rock

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[quote author=Nalla_Balu link=topic=68250.msg721081#msg721081 date=1273969406]
Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua
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Pariyo si sunder ek ladki hai ?´¯`?
jaane kya jadu karti hai ?´¯`?
chahe jitna gam ho ?´¯`?
per dekh ke uski surat dil ko khushi milati hai ?´¯`?
chand sa roshan chehara hai ?´¯`?
aankho se masti jhalkati hai ?´¯`?
baate hai misri si meethi ?´¯`?
awaz me koi koyal bolati hai ?´¯`?
rup hai uska koi khilata hua kamal ?´¯`?
usko dekhkar hi shayad gazal banati hai ?´¯`?
kisi pal bhi wo na dur rahi humse ?´¯`?’
her pal jo mere saanso me basti hai ?´¯`?
ag ko dekhkar aur baato se hi ?´¯`?
jaane kitni khwahish is dil me palati hai ?´¯`?

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[quote author=happygoing link=topic=68250.msg721075#msg721075 date=1273969365]
Have ***** daily,
jab bhi milay woh akeli,
woh nahin to uski saheli,
saheli nahin to apni hatheli,
but have ***** daily!
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[quote author=ChittiNaidu link=topic=68250.msg721090#msg721090 date=1273969470]
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Dosti shayad zindgi hoti hai,
Jo har dil mein basi hoti hai,
Waise to jee lete hai sabhi akele magar…
Phir bhi zarurat inki har kisi ko hoti hai..

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[quote author=powerstar link=topic=68250.msg721092#msg721092 date=1273969498]
Pariyo si sunder ek ladki hai ?´¯`?
jaane kya jadu karti hai ?´¯`?
chahe jitna gam ho ?´¯`?
per dekh ke uski surat dil ko khushi milati hai ?´¯`?
chand sa roshan chehara hai ?´¯`?
aankho se masti jhalkati hai ?´¯`?
baate hai misri si meethi ?´¯`?
awaz me koi koyal bolati hai ?´¯`?
rup hai uska koi khilata hua kamal ?´¯`?
usko dekhkar hi shayad gazal banati hai ?´¯`?
kisi pal bhi wo na dur rahi humse ?´¯`?’
her pal jo mere saanso me basti hai ?´¯`?
ag ko dekhkar aur baato se hi ?´¯`?
jaane kitni khwahish is dil me palati hai ?´¯`?
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^^" ^^" ^^" ^^"

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[quote author=powerstar link=topic=68250.msg721092#msg721092 date=1273969498]
Pariyo si sunder ek ladki hai ?´¯`?
jaane kya jadu karti hai ?´¯`?
chahe jitna gam ho ?´¯`?
per dekh ke uski surat dil ko khushi milati hai ?´¯`?
chand sa roshan chehara hai ?´¯`?
aankho se masti jhalkati hai ?´¯`?
baate hai misri si meethi ?´¯`?
awaz me koi koyal bolati hai ?´¯`?
rup hai uska koi khilata hua kamal ?´¯`?
usko dekhkar hi shayad gazal banati hai ?´¯`?
kisi pal bhi wo na dur rahi humse ?´¯`?’
her pal jo mere saanso me basti hai ?´¯`?
ag ko dekhkar aur baato se hi ?´¯`?
jaane kitni khwahish is dil me palati hai ?´¯`?
[/quote]bhot romatic hai chicha...wah wah...

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1)
Jeevan ke Katu Satya
Always think larger than life....


#1 Maut aur tatti, kabhi bhi aa sakti hain.

#2 Saamp aur chut, jahaan bhi milen maar do.

#3 Zindagi aur jhaant uljhe hue hain, use suljhane ki koshish mat karna.

#4 Samay aur chutiya, sab ka kat ta hain.

#5 Achi piyo kharab piyo, jab bhi piyo sharaab piyo.

#6 Paani aur land, apna rasta khud dhoondh lete hain.

#7 Beewi aur gaadi, doosre ko doge to chud kar hi wapas ayenge.

#8 Sardar aur suwar ke bachche, chote hi achche lagte hain.

#9 Doodh aur gaand, jab phatthe hain to aawaaz nahi aati.

#10 Rocket aur tharak, aadmi ko kahin bhi le jaa sakte hain.

#11 Choochiyaan aur jazbaad, jitne dabaao utne hee ubharte hain.

#12 Jhaante aur koylaa, hameshaa sulagte rahte hain.

#13 Tootee (tap) aur lauda, hamesha taidey rehtey hain.

#14 Tattey (Auntey, Gotey) jitnaa bhi uchhal lein, rahenge hameshaa laude ke neeche hee!

#15 Ladki kitni bhi lambi ho, mutegi to baith ke hi.

#16 Land ko kitna bhi jhadkao, aakhri boond undi mein hi girti hai.

#17 Chut chahe jitni bhi choudi ho jaye, marni to Lund se hi padegi.

#18 Choochiyaan aur khaini, jitna ragdoge utna hi majaa ayega.

#19 Chut aur Daaru, kabhi bhee jhooti nahi hoti hain.

#20 Kutte ko mootne ke liye aur Ladki ko chudne ke liye, taang uthani
hi padti hai.

#21 Chut aur Bhut, Kismat walon ko hi dikhte hain.

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[quote author=ChittiNaidu link=topic=68250.msg721100#msg721100 date=1273969635]
Waqt nahi ab rone ka
Waqt hai baccha hone ka
tab kyoun nahi royin thi
jab chipak chipak key soi thi
jab kiya hai to bharo
tab kahti thi aur karo aur karo

@3$% @3$%
[/quote] LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q  wah wah...

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[quote author=ChittiNaidu link=topic=68250.msg721100#msg721100 date=1273969635]
Waqt nahi ab rone ka
Waqt hai baccha hone ka
tab kyoun nahi royin thi
jab chipak chipak key soi thi
jab kiya hai to bharo
tab kahti thi aur karo aur karo

@3$% @3$%
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[quote author=happygoing link=topic=68250.msg721103#msg721103 date=1273969683]
1)
Jeevan ke Katu Satya
Always think larger than life....


#1 Maut aur tatti, kabhi bhi aa sakti hain.

#2 Saamp aur chut, jahaan bhi milen maar do.

#3 Zindagi aur jhaant uljhe hue hain, use suljhane ki koshish mat karna.

#4 Samay aur chutiya, sab ka kat ta hain.

#5 Achi piyo kharab piyo, jab bhi piyo sharaab piyo.

#6 Paani aur land, apna rasta khud dhoondh lete hain.

#7 Beewi aur gaadi, doosre ko doge to chud kar hi wapas ayenge.

#8 Sardar aur suwar ke bachche, chote hi achche lagte hain.

#9 Doodh aur gaand, jab phatthe hain to aawaaz nahi aati.

#10 Rocket aur tharak, aadmi ko kahin bhi le jaa sakte hain.

#11 Choochiyaan aur jazbaad, jitne dabaao utne hee ubharte hain.

#12 Jhaante aur koylaa, hameshaa sulagte rahte hain.

#13 Tootee (tap) aur lauda, hamesha taidey rehtey hain.

#14 Tattey (Auntey, Gotey) jitnaa bhi uchhal lein, rahenge hameshaa laude ke neeche hee!

#15 Ladki kitni bhi lambi ho, mutegi to baith ke hi.

#16 Land ko kitna bhi jhadkao, aakhri boond undi mein hi girti hai.

#17 Chut chahe jitni bhi choudi ho jaye, marni to Lund se hi padegi.

#18 Choochiyaan aur khaini, jitna ragdoge utna hi majaa ayega.

#19 Chut aur Daaru, kabhi bhee jhooti nahi hoti hain.

#20 Kutte ko mootne ke liye aur Ladki ko chudne ke liye, taang uthani
hi padti hai.

#21 Chut aur Bhut, Kismat walon ko hi dikhte hain.

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Arey wahhh aakhen khulwaadia miyann ~"! ~"! ~"!

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YE THREAD KO START KARKE KEKO KEKA BOSDK KIDAR GAYE? (*"

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