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Tailor ladki ka Maap lete hue:
Koi boyfriend hai ?
Girl: Haan, Q ?
Tailor:
Usse bolna thode din left side pe zyada dhyaan de,
Fitting sahi baithegi.

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Lady 2 Dr.: Mere husband ka bahut lamba hai. Andar jata hai to kaleje ko lagta hai.
Dr.: Chota karna hai kya?
Lady: Na ji na. Kaleja thoda upar ho sakta hai!?

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Teacher: kya cheez mooh main nahin Leni chahiye?
Student:"Jalta hua bulb. Teacher: Kyon?
Student: kal rat mum papa se bol rahi thi ki bulb buja do to muh me lu

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SEX k baad Pati BRA dete hue- Ye lo apne "Doodh k Dhakkan"
Unsatisfied Wife-Gusse se, Underwear dete hue-''Ye lo apne Murday ka Kafan''.

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Sardar 2 wife : Oye Tere boobs raton-raat ittey vadde kaise ho gaye ?
aur nipples gayab ?
Wife : O ji ,tusi fir daru pe ke gand choos rahe ho

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Apni Sali Ke Saath Sex Karne Ke BaadJija Bola
Jija: Tum Apni Didi Se Zyada Majaa Deti Ho
Saali Udaas Hote Hue: Dekhiye Na Jijaji, Fir Bhi Mere Pati Kahte Hai Tumhari Didi Jyada Maja Deti Hai

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Pati Ka Sex Karne Ka Mood Thha Office Se Ghar Aate Hue Bazar Se Condom Le Aya
Ghar Aaya To Patni Ne Us Se Pucha
Patni: Ye Condom Kitne Ka Hai?
Husband: 10 Rupe Ka
Patni: Hey Bhagwan, Mehngayi To Dekho, Jab Main Saatvi Class Mein Thhi Tab 50 Paisi Ke 3 Aate Thhe

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Pati Ka Sex Karne Ka Mood Thha Office Se Ghar Aate Hue Bazar Se Condom Le Aya
Ghar Aaya To Patni Ne Us Se Pucha
Patni: Ye Condom Kitne Ka Hai?
Husband: 10 Rupe Ka
Patni: Hey Bhagwan, Mehngayi To Dekho, Jab Main Saatvi Class Mein Thhi Tab 50 Paisi Ke 3 Aate Thhe

Mouth Muyyi Mund@

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