"manspreading"

[LordOfMud]

@3$%

 

"Manspreading" is a crime in NYC: two people arrested
Referred to as “manspreading”, New York police have alledgedly arrested two men on the Subway for committing such a crime.

 

“Before issuing an adjournment contemplating dismissal for both men, the judge expressed her skepticism about the charge because of the time of the arrests: ‘12:11AM, I can’t believe there were many people on the subway.”

[maximummax]

Haha

[tom bhayya]

:3D_Smiles:

[Yuva Nataratna]

[sampangi]

[LordOfMud]

Marriage is like an Indian public toilet.
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & those inside are desperate to come out.
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No man can ever be satisfied with 4 things in life.
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because there is always a better model in the neighborhood.
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Searched these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`
Google search result thrown up was, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.
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Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years.
Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself!
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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she is in love the most;
and when a man does that... the slide show begins.
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It takes thousand workers to build a castle, million soldiers to protect a country,
but just one woman to make a Happy Home --------- a Good Maid!
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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All women are devils, but my wife is the queen --
of them.