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Dave walks into the bar and sees his mate Jeff huddled on the bar, depressed. Dave walks over and asks Jeff what’s wrong.

“Well,” replies Jeff, “You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got a hard on every time I saw her?”

“Yes,” replies Dave with a smile.

“Well,” says Jeff, straightening up, “I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed.”

“That’s great!” says Dave, “When are you going out?”

“I went to meet her this evening,” continues Jeff, “but I was worried I’d get a stiffy again. So I got some sellotape and taped my dick to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn’t show.”

“Sensible.” says Dave.

“So I get to her door,” says Jeff, “and I rang her doorbell. And she answered it in the shortest skirt you ever saw.”

“And what happened then?”

Jeff huddles over the bar again………………… “I kicked her in the face.” ~"! ~"!
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mama joke konchem explain cheyava...e matti burra ki ardam kaledu..face meeda kottatam enti

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[quote author=CASANOVA link=topic=69780.msg742111#msg742111 date=1274573985]
mama joke konchem explain cheyava...e matti burra ki ardam kaledu..face meeda kottatam enti
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vadiki aa ammayini chusinappudalla lesthudanta baa.....andhuke night dhani intiki velle mundhu vadi dick ni tape tho vadi leg ki katesukunnadu legavakunda vundataniki.....but okkasariga aa ammayini ala short skirt lo chuse sariki vadi buddodu agalekha dhani face medha *** adi release chesadu anta full force tho.....


Neku artham ayela cheppataniki max try chesa.....artham kakapothe nannu kshaminchu..... cheers12w cheers12w

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[quote author=JalsaKrishnnudu link=topic=69780.msg742118#msg742118 date=1274574235]
vadiki aa ammayini chusinappudalla lesthudanta baa.....andhuke night dhani intiki velle mundhu vadi dick ni tape tho vadi leg ki katesukunnadu legavakunda vundataniki.....but okkasariga aa ammayini ala short skirt lo chuse sariki vadi buddodu agalekha dhani face medha *** adi release chesadu anta full force tho.....


Neku artham ayela cheppataniki max try chesa.....artham kakapothe nannu kshaminchu..... cheers12w cheers12w
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antha ardam ayyindi mama but i kinked her in face ante dani tho ani ardam kaledu...eppudu full ga ardam ayyindi

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[quote author=CASANOVA link=topic=69780.msg742121#msg742121 date=1274574356]
antha ardam ayyindi mama but i kinked her in face ante dani tho ani ardam kaledu...eppudu full ga ardam ayyindi
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inthaki casanova mama ki nijamga artham avvaka adigadha ledha naku arthamindha ledha ani thelusukovataniki adigada????[img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated3/bemmi.thinking.gif[/img]

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[quote author=JalsaKrishnnudu link=topic=69780.msg742130#msg742130 date=1274574550]
inthaki casanova mama ki nijamga artham avvaka adigadha ledha naku arthamindha ledha ani thelusukovataniki adigada????[img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated3/bemmi.thinking.gif[/img]
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seppa kada mama last line lo clarity ledu anduke ardam kaledu

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[quote author=CASANOVA link=topic=69780.msg742132#msg742132 date=1274574652]
seppa kada mama last line lo clarity ledu anduke ardam kaledu
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[img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated1/bemmi.adi.gif[/img] anthenantava....aithe okkkkk cheers12w cheers12w

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[quote author=JalsaKrishnnudu link=topic=69780.msg742118#msg742118 date=1274574235]
vadiki aa ammayini chusinappudalla lesthudanta baa.....andhuke night dhani intiki velle mundhu vadi dick ni tape tho vadi leg ki katesukunnadu legavakunda vundataniki.....but okkasariga aa ammayini ala short skirt lo chuse sariki vadi buddodu agalekha dhani face medha *** adi release chesadu anta full force tho.....


Neku artham ayela cheppataniki max try chesa.....artham kakapothe nannu kshaminchu..... cheers12w cheers12w
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emm explain chesavu mama, naa lanti matti burraki kuda ardam ayyela...
[IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/34fmi2s.gif[/img]


joke aithe simple ga aaripinchavu..

[IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/263fsjk.gif[/img]

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[quote author=Jambhalheart link=topic=69780.msg742168#msg742168 date=1274576076]

emm explain chesavu mama, naa lanti matti burraki kuda ardam ayyela...
[IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/34fmi2s.gif[/img]


joke aithe simple ga aaripinchavu..

[IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/263fsjk.gif[/img]

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thankyou thankyou mama....[img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated2/bemmi.violin.gif[/img]

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Naku ardam ayyindi ayithe vadi dic* vadi kali ni kuda lepindi and he ended up kicking her.

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[quote author=Minister link=topic=69780.msg742217#msg742217 date=1274579496]
Naku ardam ayyindi ayithe vadi dic* vadi kali ni kuda lepindi and he ended up kicking her.
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ninne seppa kada mama u r young and dynamic minster ani u simply rock bro..

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Edo ni abhimanam mama... thankyou thankyou btw  you rock

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[quote author=JalsaKrishnnudu link=topic=69780.msg742118#msg742118 date=1274574235]
vadiki aa ammayini chusinappudalla lesthudanta baa.....andhuke night dhani intiki velle mundhu vadi dick ni tape tho vadi leg ki katesukunnadu legavakunda vundataniki.....but okkasariga aa ammayini ala short skirt lo chuse sariki vadi buddodu agalekha dhani face medha *** adi release chesadu anta full force tho.....




Neku artham ayela cheppataniki max try chesa.....artham kakapothe nannu kshaminchu..... cheers12w cheers12w
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nuvvu cheppindi thappu......................akkada sello tape tho esthe agipothadi anukunte
aaa buddodu kaaluni kooda lepesaadu!!!  aa lepe processs lo kalu velli daani face ki tagilindi!!!

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