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EXPERIENCE AND SKILLS REQUIRED

Consultant must:

·         Have the capability to perform the functions described in, Scope of Work

·         Have experience programming applications using .NET Framework 2.0 or above

·         Be proficient in developing both Web and Client Server applications using Visual Studio 2008 or greater

·         Have workable knowledge and experience with JAVA and/or WEBMethods ESB/SOA from Software AG

·         Have experience with a Business Process Management Suite such as Software AG WebMethods BPMS

·         Be familiar with or have experience in Agile Frameworks and Scrum Methodology

·         Be proficient using C+ or VB.NET programming languages

·         Have experience on SQL Server 2008 and above or Oracle 10g and above

·         Have experience developing SQL stored procedures in either SQL Server or Oracle

·         Be willing to be on-call and work overtime if/when required

·         Have experience in SQL Server Reporting Services or Crystal Reports

·         Have knowledge on ASP.NET Web Services (preferable)

·         Have ability to perform full analysis, design, and development of an enterprise level application

·         Have the ability to communicate clearly both written and verbally in English;

·         Be able to use the internet, vendors, libraries and other available sources to research issues or needs

·         Be able to resolve problems and implement solutions

·         Be able to lift moderate sized IT equipment such as PC or printers

·         Have a valid driver’s license

·         Be able to work in stressful conditions with mandatory deadlines

·         State required security training must be completed before system access will be granted.

 

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Endhi printers kuda install cheyyalna....

Inka ivi kuda add cheyyu ra gutle

1. Able to clean restrooms without resistance

2. Able to happily do laundry of client managers family on weekends

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Should be able to use MS-Word, Notepad, Print Screen

 

Should able to flatter girls

 

Should able to drink Coffee with out Cream and Sugar and some times even with out even water...

Posted

Endhi printers kuda install cheyyalna....

Inka ivi kuda add cheyyu ra gutle

1. Able to clean restrooms without resistance

2. Able to happily do laundry of client managers family on weekends

should be able to organize team birthday party's and bring takeout dinner to managers when there is a release..

should be able to clean break room coffee area and fridge...take leadership

 

shud be able to conduct fantasy football

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ivi kooda pettamanu ..vathaaru...

  • should be able to take care of team leads,managers wives by (skill sets) finger fcuking , bare fcuking, bu1t fcuking, eating flowers etc ( should be available 24x7...)
  • shud bring ur own napkins...
  • Should be able to do ATM service when required/asked
  • BJs are not guaranteed (depends on discretion of the pussy head)

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ivi kooda pettamanu ..vathaaru...

  • should be able to take care of team leads,managers wives by (skill sets) finger fcuking , bare fcuking, bu1t fcuking, eating flowers etc ( should be available 24x7...)
  • shud bring ur own napkins...
  • Should be able to do ATM service when required/asked
  • BJs are not guaranteed (depends on discretion of the pussy head)
vF5ubo.gif

Lol
Posted

ivi kooda pettamanu ..vathaaru...

  • should be able to take care of team leads,managers wives by (skill sets) finger fcuking , bare fcuking, bu1t fcuking, eating flowers etc ( should be available 24x7...)
  • shud bring ur own napkins...
  • Should be able to do ATM service when required/asked
  • BJs are not guaranteed (depends on discretion of the pussy head)
vF5ubo.gif
ROFL :Giggle:
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