Definitions

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Wonderful Definitions


School
A place where Parents pay and children play

Life Insurance
A contract that keeps you poor all your life
so that you can die Rich.
Nurse:
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman
gains her masters..

Divorce
Future tense of Marriage.

Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by
feminine waterpower.

Lecture
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to
the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of
either"

Conference
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he
got the biggest piece

Dictionary
A place where success comes before work

Conference Room
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

Father
A banker provided by nature

Criminal
A person no different from the rest
...except that he/she got caught

Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections and
your Confidence after

DOCTOR
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic
Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that
nothing can be done together.

Experience
The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb
An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher
A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise

[Gunner]

Very old! But they give a smile on yer face, everytime you read!
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[harshakudaravally]

[quote author=Gunner link=topic=70056.msg745641#msg745641 date=1274734507]
Very old! But they give a smile on yer face, everytime you read!
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[askme]

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[harshakudaravally]

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[/quote] thankyou thankyou

[Deletedid1]

[quote author=Gunner link=topic=70056.msg745641#msg745641 date=1274734507]
Very old! But they give a smile on yer face, everytime you read!
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old is GOLD ~"! ~"! ~"! ~"!

[Gunner]

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Ayyi baaboi sigge?

[harshakudaravally]

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Ayyi baaboi sigge?
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[Gunner]

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[Pekatapaparao]

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[harshakudaravally]

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[Pekatapaparao]

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E roju job ledu kaali gaa bore thengutundi and morning nundi evadu kotta posts eyyadam ledu  koncham sepu old posts anni paiki laaga ipudu nenu pists estanety torture antaava[IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/2gxk8j9.jpg[/img]
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[harshakudaravally]

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[Pekatapaparao]

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[harshakudaravally]

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