who in India speaks correct English?????

[wolverine]

See , how people write leave Applications.

It's murder of English language. But Too Funny.

Just Read It.


The Leave Applications; )


Infosys , Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave."


This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."

Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:

"as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave.."

From H.A.L. Administration Dept:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave."

Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave"

An incident of a leave letter:

"I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday."

A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."

Covering note:

"I am enclosed herewith..."

Another one:

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below..."

Actual letter written for application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

Letter writing:-

"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

A candidate's job application:

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post.

[wolverine]

This is not intented to redicule any MNC employee.. but do we really need English as the medium of teaching??? It can just be a subject of interest.... wht sayyy ?????

[PowerStar007]

@3$% @3$% @3$% *=: *=:

[wolverine]

[quote author=ChittiNaidu link=topic=70247.msg747487#msg747487 date=1274823119]
[img]http://i46.tinypic.com/2vingi9.jpg[/img]
[/quote]
JAI SHIVA JAI JAI SHIVA................ 25th year.... still going like started just few days back... JAI SHIVA... JAI JAI SHIVA...  blast blast blast blast blast

[chotu gadu]

*=: *=: *=:

[psycopk]

[quote author=wolverine link=topic=70247.msg747445#msg747445 date=1274822368]
This is not intented to redicule any MNC employee.. but do we really need English as the medium of teaching??? It can just be a subject of interest.... wht sayyy ?????
[/quote]

nee bonda ra yedava... company lo mails baytaki ela vastai anna commonsense kuda ledu...
ivi fun kosam create chesinavi...

[wolverine]

[quote author=psycopk link=topic=70247.msg747495#msg747495 date=1274823277]
nee bonda ra yedava... company lo mails baytaki ela vastai anna commonsense kuda ledu...
ivi fun kosam create chesinavi...

[/quote]
nee yavva.. nee knowledge aa matram undii.... nuvvu eppatnunchi job sestunnav oka mukka seppuu.... [IMG]http://www.gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=549527[/img]

[chotu gadu]

[quote author=wolverine link=topic=70247.msg747491#msg747491 date=1274823234]
JAI SHIVA JAI JAI SHIVA................ 25th year.... still going like started just few days back... JAI SHIVA... JAI JAI SHIVA...  blast blast blast blast blast
[/quote]

avnu mama mari aaa celebrations emaina jarigaya db lo??????

[wolverine]

[quote author=psycopk link=topic=70247.msg747495#msg747495 date=1274823277]
nee bonda ra yedava... company lo mails baytaki ela vastai anna commonsense kuda ledu...
ivi fun kosam create chesinavi...

[/quote]
ye comp lo ayinaa... sent mails monitor avutaayii.... especially in asset management companiess... telivii G lo undi neeku...  andukeyy itta yedsinaav ... pelli petaakull lekaa.. [IMG]http://www.gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=549717[/img]

[krldr871]

[quote author=psycopk link=topic=70247.msg747495#msg747495 date=1274823277]
nee bonda ra yedava... company lo mails baytaki ela vastai anna commonsense kuda ledu...
ivi fun kosam create chesinavi...

[/quote]

LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q LoL.1q

[psycopk]

[quote author=wolverine link=topic=70247.msg747508#msg747508 date=1274823562]
ye comp lo ayinaa... sent mails monitor avutaayii.... especially in asset management companiess... telivii G lo undi neeku...  andukeyy itta yedsinaav ... pelli petaakull lekaa.. [/quote]

ippude arikalu lo unna brain mokalu varaku vachindi..
inkoncham alochinchu....
sent mails monitor avutai.. that dosent mean they were public assholeeeeeee

[wolverine]

[quote author=chotu gadu link=topic=70247.msg747505#msg747505 date=1274823492]
avnu mama mari aaa celebrations emaina jarigaya db lo??????
[/quote]
ledu jarugutaayi... probablyy tomorrow.... ee db lo chala mandii nagfans raavatleduu.. ee DB oka burada..

[srk7373]

[quote author=wolverine link=topic=70247.msg747508#msg747508 date=1274823562]
ye comp lo ayinaa... sent mails monitor avutaayii.... especially in asset management companiess... telivii G lo undi neeku...  andukeyy itta yedsinaav ... pelli petaakull lekaa.. [IMG]http://www.gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=549717[/img]
[/quote]

[img]http://i48.tinypic.com/25jyqes.gif[/img]

[chotu gadu]

[quote author=wolverine link=topic=70247.msg747516#msg747516 date=1274823739]
ledu jarugutaayi... probablyy tomorrow.... ee db lo chala mandii nagfans raavatleduu.. ee DB oka burada..
[/quote]

db gurinchi ippudu enduku kani ikkada unna nag fans andarini pilisi program pinalise sei...saana days ainattundi mana db lo uthsavalu jarigi...

[chotu gadu]

[quote author=ChittiNaidu link=topic=70247.msg747519#msg747519 date=1274823842]
Idi censor avvaledu enti....[img]http://s5.tinypic.com/1zzgs3b_th.jpg[/img]
[/quote]

entha bewarse aithe matram iddari madya pullalu pedthava...