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Chiru went to meet Sonia........Conversation ela untundi.

Sonia: Hi Chiru welcome you are 2 days late for the meeting.
Chiru : Sorry madam Allu bava was not in town, had to get a hold of him and get talking points to talk.He is in vegas and needs more gambling money.....you could not have called at a better time.
Sonia : So are you ready with your talking points?
Chiru : Yes Madam, Allu Sirish Twittered the talking points. My son downloaded them from internet and give me print outs. You know my son is very smart he can buy his flight tickets online. PK then translated them for me ... i hope he translated correctly.
Sonia : Chiru do you know why we called you to delhi.
Chiru : I think to make Allu bava MP now and me the CM of ap in 2014.
Sonia : Manasulo....(Edi gabbatram tagaleyya ... maree intha asa.....). Paiki.....MAYBE chiru but....first we need to counter balance the power in congress . We think you can counter balance Jagan in the congress party.
Chiru : Allu bava talking notes do not have any MAYBE madam.
Sonia : Well then get used to it.
Chiru : Madam you know in one of my movies the villans name is JAGAN i beat him up at the end. Even in real life i will trash this Jagan .
Sonia : But this is real life, not Reel life.
Chiru : No problem madam. When i beat up on screen my PANS beat up in real life. Do you know they beat the Sxxxit out of Rajashekar his wife and 2 LITTLE KIDS, jagan is no match for them.
Sonia : Chiru thats not what i meant. When i mean counter balance. I mean i want to match his charisma with some one else like you.
Chiru : Madam i am megastar.....he is just pisukudu star........how is he a match for me. I am larger than life LEGEND, he is just a goon.
Sonia : Thats why i think you are the perfect match.
Chiru : Madam i still dont understand how he can match me. Please explain more elaborately, as i have to report to my high command(allu bava) after our meeting.
Sonia : Chiru, Jagan atleast was responsible for more than 18 MLA's win in last elections....which is greater than your loot of 18 mla's.
Chiru : But i am still 2014 CM for my fans.
Sonia : Comming to the point of jagan being a goon. You fans behaved worst than goons by beating up little kids.
Chiru : Madam but i went and rubbed rajasekhar's chin and said sorry.
Sonia : So comming to the point. We are willing to give Mr Aravind an MP seat on the condition of you joining the party and canvasing at elections.
Chiru : What about making me 2014 CM.
Sonia : Well if you win then we will see.
Chiru : Madam you are insulting me, i won with huge majority in tirupathi.
Sonia : But you lost miserabally at your home front to an unknown lady.
Chiru : Next time i will contest from Bellary. You know there Magadheera ran for 100 days.
Sonia : I cannot guarantee you any goodies in Karnataka politics.
Chiru : Why are you talking about Karnataka madam....i am talking about bellary.......all telugu people and Magadheera 100 days.
Sonia : Never mind........any way you did not respond to my deal offer.
Chiru : Madam Allu bava notes had MONEY CASH DABBU DUDLU CHEQUE NOTES and many words. It also had Vegas GAMBLING ADVANCE .... we didnt talk anything about that. How can i offer my deal without you offering any of allu bavas buzz words.
Sonia : I am dooing you a favour by inviting you to congress.
Chiru : I thought i was dooing you a favour to you madam.
Sonia : We are a 100 years old party and you are a FAILURE TO LAUNCH party. You decide whos dooing who a favor.
Chiru : But my party has CCT.....I was invited by Kalam to politics.
Sonia : What is CCT.
Chiru : Its south india branch of Mother theresa missionaries.
Sonia : Never heard of it.
Chiru : Yes its a secret organization........
Sonia : What do you think about our offer.
Chiru : I will get back to you after contacting my HIGH COMMAND (allu bava) and get back to you.
Sonia : How much time will you need.
Chiru : Allu bava has to come back take some rest and i should get his appointment should explain him all the deal and he needs a couple of days to think it over and let me know the decession. Its a long process you know. Will take atleast a month.
Sonia : Ok take your own time mr chiru. Get back to us with your decession. Bye for now....
Chiru : Madam nice talking to you ....as a small gift can i do VEENA STEP for you.
Sonia : I have to have lunch after this meeting chiru........dont want to take any risks. Bye Bye
Chiru : Bye Madam.[/b]

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Chiru : Madam nice talking to you ....as a small gift can i do VEENA STEP for you.


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[quote]Chiru : Madam nice talking to you ....as a small gift can i do VEENA STEP for you.[/quote]

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thx dude...kastapadi chesinattu unnav..LegendNTR  you rock

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thx dude...kastapadi chesinattu unnav..LegendNTR  you rock
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Sonia : Chiru do you know why we called you to delhi.
Chiru : I think to make Allu bava MP now and me the CM of ap in 2014.
Sonia : Manasulo....(Edi gabbatram tagaleyya ... maree intha asa.....). Paiki.....MAYBE chiru but....first we need to counter balance the power in congress .[/b]

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Awesome dialogue.... you rock you rock you rock

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