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13 Annoying Things Nris Do When They Return To India


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1. They acquire a goofy "foreign" accent.

 

I always find it amusing how a U.S return can carry a Brit accent. Seriously?

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2. The really corny ones start using American slang. Even though they've come back from South Africa.

"Yo! Sup dawg?" Wait, what? Don't you dare call me dawg. You are a dawg.

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3. Sports for them is now all about N.B.A and baseball.

And as soon as there's a India v/s Pakistan cricket match, they forget everything go "Sachin! Sachin!"

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4. They now find everything to be "too spicy."

All Indian cuisine is way too spicy for them now. Curry or no curry.

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5. They drink only and only, bottled water.

And sometimes they demand sparkling water too. Whatever that is. 

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6. They crib about the pollution in India.

You should be glad we're not China. And if you've come back from China, you need to S.T.F.U. 

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7. They have a thing for "labels" now.

Even if they can't pronounce Gucci and Versace. 

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8. They need tissues. All the time.

Hehehe. We know what's going on here.

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9. They now need industrial strength mosquito repellant.

Okay, we get it, we have mosquitoes. But you knew that already right? And it's not like you've never been bitten by one, right? 

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10. Stray animals are scary for them now.

"O.M.G! A dog in the middle of the street. Is this a zoo?"

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11. It’s always "too much noise" for them. Everywhere.

"Why are you talking to each other? It’s too much noise ya!"

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12. Everything is dirty.

"Chee! I can't have this Pani Puri. It's so dirty!"

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13. Every sentence starts with a “back in the states..."

You know, back when you were sane, you weren't such a huge pain in the ass. 

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Adi okappudu..ippudu intiki 1-2 foreign potunnaru ga..asonti eshalu taggincharu..brahmi4.gif

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NRi to be the best part living for the legendary of the Country SirJi!

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NRi to be the best part living for the legendary of the Country SirJi!

 

ee sentence lo asalu meaning vunda ???  ba english rakapothe telugu lo cheppu .

 

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Adi okappudu..ippudu intiki 1-2 foreign potunnaru ga..asonti eshalu taggincharu..brahmi4.gif

 

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ee sentence lo asalu meaning vunda ???  ba english rakapothe telugu lo cheppu .

 

 ikada evaru emi anukoru telugu lo matlandandi nri garu pawan-kalyan-trivikram-laugh-gif.gif

you doubted me to talk english for the sake of god no, i wroted good gre/toefl  for getting into the States to be the better in Masters for doing to be A grade Sirji!

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you doubted me to talk english for the sake of god no, i wroted good gre/toefl  for getting into the States to be the better in Masters for doing to be A grade Sirji!

 

Great Post ,
Sorry ba doubt padinanduku , ipudu asalu doubt  ledhu  AD17.gif?1374388636

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Great Post ,
sorry ba doubt padinanduku , ipudu asalu doubt  ledhu  AD17.gif?1374388636

Thanks for getting the straight line to be straight not circle for confusion, hope to understood from your end to no confusion Sirji!

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Thanks for getting the straight line to be straight not circle for confusion, hope to understood from your end to no confusion Sirji!

 

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Thanks for getting the straight line to be straight not circle for confusion, hope to understood from your end to no confusion Sirji!

You are the English best talker in the only planet of earth Sir Ji!

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You are the English best talker in the only planet of earth Sir Ji!

Thank u for appreciation Sirji! I learned the language when camed to US, now better day to day life everyday talking

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