Manchi Joke

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A boy was cycling with a basket of eggs on it. He hit a stone and fell down along with the cycle. 
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The eggs also fell down and broke. A crowd gathered around the boy.
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As usual free advice started flowing from the on lookers 
“Couldn’t you be more careful?” 
“What is this, you are cycling , casually without attention?” 
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An old man approached the crowd , saw what had happened and said 
“Poor fellow this boy has to answer the Owner of the shop . Ok I will help him , as much as I can”......
saying this handed over Rs10/- to the boy.
And also said “These onlookers are good people, they will not only give advice, they will help you by giving money also, accept their help”. 
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The onlookers observing the sayings of the old man and his actions , gave money to the boy. 
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The boy was very 
happy, since the money collected was more than the value of the eggs broken.
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One of the onlooker 
asked the boy “young man if that old man was not around , I do not know what difficulties you would have faced with your owner” 
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The boy smiled and replied “Sir ,that old man is the owner of the shop , where I work”.
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Clever owner . Was SINDHI

[biscuitRAJA000]

A person on his death bed (in Mumbai at Hospital) with Wife, Kids
and Nurse beside him.


Man to Eldest son : You take the 15 Bungalows at Borivali.

To daughter : You take the 8 bungalows at Juhu.

To youngest son : You are my youngest and most dearest and I
want your future to be bright, so you keep the 20 offices at Nariman Point.

To wife : Dear Kavita, you keep all 11 of our Lokhandwala building flats.

Nurse - quite impressed -
To wife : wow...You are lucky to have such a
husband
who is so rich and giving you all the properties etc.

Wife: What properties,
what rich ...
Doodhwala hai sala..
he's distributing our responsibilities of delivering Milk to his clients in the morning. Nurse FAINTED