Kvp Balayya And Vp Zoo - Jokes

[AngryFace_]

Babai made a dish

Abbai tasted that dish. N he askd

"enti babai kura antha toothpaste la taste osthondi???"

BABAI REPLIED

"intlo salt aipoindi ra abbai, mana paste lo uppu undiga anduke!"

NUV KEKA BABAI

 

 

 

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babai n8 nidra lechi aggipulla gisi malli padukunnadu. 
abbai: Emayndi Babai, enduku lechavu..? 
Babai: Em ledu ra nuv light switch off chesavo ledo chusa ante. Nuv paduko

 

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[AngryFace_]

Abbai: Babai ratri mobile charging petti padukoku..

Babai : Endukura …?

Abbai: Battery blast avutundanta…

Babai : Telusura bacha anduke nenu Battry teesi charging Pettanu…

NUV KEKA BABAI

 

[biscuitRAJA000]

ekkado mandipoyina vaasana vastundi sreenu

[AngryFace_]

Abbai: Babai ne laptop kavali

Babai: tisukuvellu

Abbai: chala Baruvuga vundi

Babai: Konchem Data delete chesi tisuku vellu

Abbai: Nuvvu Keka Babai

 

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Babai is sleeping on railway track and Abbai comes to Babai
Abbai: "babai....nee meeda ninchi rail elte emavutundi telusaa" 
Babai: "dont worry...emi kaadu" 
Abbai: "Adenti babai?" 
Babai: "Naa meeda ninchi flight ellinappude emi kaledu..train ki emavutundi?"

 

 

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Balayya – Balayya round ga thiruguthu vunadu
Jr Ntr – Enduku babai round ga thiruguthu vunnavu
Balayya – Nenu okadiki call chesthe vallu therigi prayatninchandi ani annaru andhuke!
Jr Ntr – Nevvu keka babai!!

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Balayya gave a secret password for e-banking: "ram-laxman-sita-hanuman-ravan-spiderman-delhi"...
Jnr.NTR : Dude! Why you gave so long password?
Balayya : It says that the password should contain at least 5 characters, 1 capital and 1 special character?

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BALAYYA traveling in a train gets down in evry station n buy ticket 4 next station.Guess Why?
Bcoz doctor told 2 him avoid Long Journey..........BALAYYA KI MIND BLOCKED...........

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BALAYYA was arrested 4 A road accident
Judge : How Did Accident Occur ?
BALAYYA :I Don’t Know Sir I Was Sleeping…....MOBBU BAAALLIGADU

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BALAYYA'S SON : What''s the difference between Confidence and Confidential?
BALAYYA : U r my son I''m Confident. Ur friend is also my son, that''s Confidential..............BALAYYA SON SHOCKZZZZ

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Jr ntr :- Babai oka chevi cut cheste em avutundi

Balayya :- vinapadadu
Jr ntr :- mari rendu chevulu cut cheste
Balayya :- sarigga kanapadadu
Jr ntr :- adela
Balayya :- Spets pettukolem kada
Jr ntr :- "nuv KEKA BABAI

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babai :Em car konnavura?
Abbai :Peru marchipya babaai.T tho start avutundi.
babai :Arey, bhale manchi car konnavuraa.'Tea' tho start avutundaa.Naa car petrol thoonee start avutundi.

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babai :Em car konnavura?
Abbai :Peru marchipya babaai.T tho start avutundi.
babai :Arey, bhale manchi car konnavuraa.'Tea' tho start avutundaa.Naa car petrol thoonee start avutundi.

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Babai: nenna asalu nidara pataledu ra
Abbai: avuna ekada padukunav babai?
B: upper berth lo andukay chala ibbandi feel ayanu
Abbai: mari ni lower berth variki request chesi nuvvu kindana paduko vachu ga
Babai: adugudamanay anukunna KANI AKKADA EVARU LERU RA!!