Balayya with Aishwarya rai

[thirtyyearsindustry]

Hilarious conversation between Balayya and Aishwarya Rai

Nandamuri Bala Krishna (balayya) desperately wanted to rope in the

India's sizzling hot actess Aishwarya Rai in his next movie - Ambika

Productions or whatever. So he called up Aish. This is how the

conversation happened--

balayya: Hello Aishwarya jee, I am balakrishna

Aish: WHO???

balayya: It is me Aish jee, late N.T Rama Rao son. You

don't know me?

Aish: Which one? I heard he's got almost a dozen of

them.

balayya: Even I don't remeber which one. Do you read news

papers?

Aish: Yes, I do. why?

balayya: I did shooting last year and it came in all newspapers. It was

shown in TV also

Aish: Oh... So you just started ur career?

balayya: ababa nee yabba. No Aish jee. I mean not film shooting. Gun

shooting.

Aish: What???? You shot someone?

balayya: Yes. I shot the producer and one more guy. but i shot in the back

seat. So no death happened. You don't worry. I don't shoot heroines

Aish: You shot someone and You still doing films? How come?

Aren't u supposed to be in Jail?

balayya: hahahaha. kya Aish jee. tum bhi. I said I have mental.

but in real I dont have mental. I just acted. very big action.

It is in our family.

Aish: What is that in your family? Mental????

balayya: No Aish jee. Action is in our family. in our blood.

Aish: oh!

balayya: And they really belived i am mental. hahaha

Aish: You bet. I have already started to believe it.

balayya: what?

Aish: Nothing. You go ahead

balayya: I want u act with me as heroine in my new film.

Aish: Let me see ur pic? where can i see it?

balayya: You go to

http://balayya-jokes-comedy.blogspot.com

and see my pics. I am dancing

with katarnak kaif.

Aish: Yeah. I am there. What do I have to look for?

balayya: I don't know. I don't know internet. My director showed me on

his computer

Aish: Oh! Ok I will find myself. By the way it's katrina kaif

not katarnak kaif: But I call ker kathi. It is easy for me.

Aish: You look very short. How tall are u?

balayya: 5'5"

Aish: What?? I am 5'9"

balayya: So what? I wear very high heel shoes. always u dont wear shoes.

Problem solve. You acted in one movie with salman no?

Aish: Yeah but he has a great body and u r a fat azz with a big tummy

balayya: That no problem. I never do in-shirt. Always shirt outside only

Aish: Was that a wig u wearing in the pics?

balayya: Yes. I have hair. But not enough for films you know.

But don't worry. I have hair all over my body except on head.

Aish: In all my previous movies i ran my fingers through hero's hair? I

can't do that to u right?

balayya: No problem. You can do with my chest hair. that way it is romantic

also. My fans like my romance very much.

Aish: Ok. I wanna know u better. tell me about your last film

balayya: Oh. It is a movie called vijayendra varma. Power of Indian.

in that I made lot of actions. u shud see that film. i fight with Pakistan.

i don't know Hindi no? so i speak telugu with them. they understood.

but public did not understand. that’s why it became flop. i wanted to

shoot producer gain but already one case was going on no?

Aish: u spoke in telugu with Pakistanis? wow! why you

talking to me in English?

balayya: you very beautiful gal no? that’s why. so when u coming Hyderabad for

my film?

Aish: whattttt? do u think i am crazy to do a film

with you?

balayya: why? how much money u want? my producer will pay any

much u want otherwise i will shoot him no?

Aish: these days telugu songs are being played in channel V and MTV.

what would my friends think about me if they see me dancing with you?

balayya: pleaseeeeeeeeeeee

Aish: shut up and go shoot urself.

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nice reply dude

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oreyyyyyyyy mada ga first woman ki respect ivvadam  nerchuko...........meekivem buddulu ra......mogalla gurinchi matladkunda adolla meeda paddaru...........pk gadu nayam renu ni pellana chesukunnadu mee pandi harikrishna adi kooda cheyaledu kadara.........uriki okadani unchukuni vodilesadu road meeda.siggu leni janma vanidi inkodu cinema la to janlani gun la to producer lani shoot chese janmaaaaaa.tu needi oka bratukena raaa....nee akka no chelli no ammano ala pedite telustundi raaaaaaa appudu neeku .......picchi maakide. " "

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[iamdhar]

Inta Siggulekunda maatladutunnare, Oka saari mee gurunchi meeru aalochinchukondi. Chaduvukonna vaalle paniki maalina vaallavutunnaru.

Happy ga undandi boss, ila tittukokandi. 'Oy oy' Post (some 30% off) ni choosi anipinchindi, atanenta neecham gaa aalochistunnado. I'm to say this but - Evarinaina ane mundu konchem aalochinchandi. Meeru ela inkollani ibbandi pedutunnaro avi anni meeku reverse lo ibbandulavutayi.

Migilina anni vishayalalo kalisi unde manam enduku ee hero la vishayamlo inta chendalam ga behave chestunnam?

Meekanta tittalani unte, e Pakistan no tittandi. Enduku boss manalo manm ila cheap ayipotam.

 

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