Kamaal R Khan’s offshore account has 2 rupees

[skumarpati]

or those living in a cave, the #PanamaLeaks or Panama Papers are a massive leak of tax documents on offshore companies and accounts of the rich and the powerful from the database of Mossack Fonseca, world’s fourth biggest offshore law firm.

Kamaal R Khan, or KRK, the ace Bollywood star and India’s leading movie critic is well known for calling celebrities and others that he despises as “2 rupees people”.

Before making it public, The Faking News investigation team, led by ACP Pradhyuman, has meticulously investigated this finding for eight months over large quantities of beer and chakhna till their bosses found them sloshed at a Mumbai dance bar.

Delhi CM and Bollywood enthusiast Arvind Kejriwal, who KRK often mocks as a terrible movie critic, immediately asked for  an investigation into KRK’s 2 rupees account. “The Government should spend as much as it takes to bring such tax evaders to book,” he thundered. He even criticized PM Modi for being silent on such a critical issue.

Some fringe Indian Right Wing organizations called KRK “anti-national” and asked him to go to Pakistan. Surprisingly, even Pakistan welcomed the statement as the 2 rupees will significantly add to their GDP.

[Maryadaramanna]

[Maryadaramanna]