mrindia Posted June 24, 2016 Report Posted June 24, 2016 A family is at the dinner table, when the son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of **** are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.” Quote
dakumangalsingh Posted June 24, 2016 Report Posted June 24, 2016 38 minutes ago, mrindia said: A family is at the dinner table, when the son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of **** are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.” Part 3 chudale ankull Quote
vikuba Posted June 24, 2016 Report Posted June 24, 2016 old jokes...but pls keep sharing comedy. db needs it Quote
mrindia Posted June 24, 2016 Author Report Posted June 24, 2016 35 minutes ago, dakumangalsingh said: Part 3 chudale ankull In last 2 days I posted 3 parts...May be you check for those.. Quote
dakumangalsingh Posted June 24, 2016 Report Posted June 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, mrindia said: In last 2 days I posted 3 parts...May be you check for those.. Ade 3rd part link ivvu Quote
mrindia Posted June 24, 2016 Author Report Posted June 24, 2016 6 minutes ago, dakumangalsingh said: Ade 3rd part link ivvu Quote
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